I Quit{Not the book of course}

Apparently Best Jeanist called the other group while I was messing with my classmates, by the time we finished the pizzas All Might, the other heroes and Bakugou came to our side.

"What's going on here" All Might asks.

"Apparently Fujimaru ordered pizza after taking down the villain"

They all look at me, while I was gobbling the last slice.

"This is the last slice I ain't sharing"

Following this we were all interrogated, thankfully Edgeshot was here so I didn't have to deal with the lie detector quirk.

A little self hypnosis did the job as I lied my way through.

At some point I was All Might blankly look at AFO who's now drooling, I guess I made him a too much of a potato.

"WELL I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT!" I yell as I climb into a garbage bin.

"Fujimaru what are you saying?" Edgeshot looks serious, are they thinking I am going to go crazy or something too bad that already happened.

"I am done with life." I say as the bin closes on me and I teleport back home.

_____

"What do you mean you're quiting!?" Aizawa sensei too loud, that drug has one hell of a hangover afterwards.

"I am saying I am done with heroing around, my parents never wanted me to be a hero anyway"

"But with your quirk..."

"Not my problem anymore, I was able to identify the problem with the pre cognition while I was drugged, it won't work unless I am in danger now and it will only show me the danger to myself and I am not going that far also hero job is boring, I understand why people do it but turns out it's not for me"

Saying this I gave my form, I made sure to reinforce it so the paper is pretty much can take a hit from full powered All Might.

After that I made sure to teleport a copy to Nezu's door, I would have teleported to his desk but that would raise alarms.

This way it would seem like I put it there unless they looked at camera records.

[I took care of that Master]

'Thank you Cortana'

I ran into Midoriya on my way out, I guess he was here to discuss about AFO.

"Ah Fujimaru-san why are you at school it's vacation"

"I came to give my forms to quit" I didn't say anything and just walked ahead I guess he was too shocked to follow me.

_____

"You quit school and want to just take early graduation tests?" My mother slowly asks.

"Yeah..."

"What about your dream, you always said you wanted to go to UA"

"And I did go there, I never said I was going to graduate or be a hero" I say with a grin.

"Cheeky monkey" My mother pinches my cheeks.

"Well, we'll support your decision son, not like you'd starve with that brain of yours" Thanks dad.

"I plan on just opening that Multiverse Cable Network and let it pile up money as I roam around the Multiverse itself."

"About that, are you sure it's safe"

"Oh there's no way it's safe out there but I would go crazy if I am stuck here. Well more than I already am"

My admission shocked the parent duo, sighing I started to explain them how I gone crazy in the first place.

To give an example what could make one crazy after learning Multiverse I opened FGO First Order.

That followed our week long marathon to FGO series, I found movies for every Singularity on the Multiverse.

My parents were already lost their common sense at the first movie and by the time we finished Grand Temple of Solomon, my mom was demanding that I go find a Mash of my own and bring her back here.

My father demanded Ereshkigal and they compromised to let me have two wives.

I was just watching them with empty eyes.

'Huh looking at my parents I guess apple didn't fall far from the tree'

[That's not a good thing here Master]

_____

Meanwhile we were watching FGO at evenings, I was rapidly graduating college after college during day.

It was rough going since I have to keep up my daily training.

My dad has connections so I just have to take the four years worth of tests for each degree and gave a thesis for graduation.

I already finished the thesis part even before I started UA but taking all these tests gave me a headache.

I had to deal with UA too, they're obligated to ask my parents if they want me back at UA since they're upgrading to dorm system but even though we rejected it they're still trying, it's ridiculous.

I already changed my phone number, the one I gave to UA. I am currently using Cortana for communication.

The only person that could get info about me was Momo since her parents are friends with my parents.

Also UA is getting lots of hate at the moment since they're the reason winner of the sports festival is quitting hero school.

I guess I had my fans, I didn't even knew, I usually roamed around invisible after the festival and I don't have social media accounts since I found them not to my taste even in my previous life due to my anti social nature.

UA is regretting big time and they're going to lose more prestige after I get all these over 40 diplomas...

What!? I had time, I treat them as collectibles.

I also took my time to locate Gigantomachia and well... Let's just say he didn't go down peacefully and I had to kill him.

Dude is a literal force of nature I had to make a black hole and got him sucked in it. He was a genuine threat to this world.

Thankfully my fears didn't come true and I felt like shit for the rest of my time here, I always feared that I would kill someone and won't feel bad.

With my diplomas, Multiverse thesis and my parents making the groundwork for the company I opened my network cable just before Christmas.

I call it Network cable but it works like Netflix. I had to write bunch of codes alongside Cortana to make sure it works properly.

So being it close to Christmas time I first released FGO and let people watch it for free to feed my own ego.

After that I let the whole thing be free during Christmas. It was major success, unfortunately around end of April I woke up and found a note floating above my eyes.

[Come to Shirou's house there's something you need to get from here.

Zelretch.

PS. Bring more talking Coffee that stuff is hilarious especially when I give it to other magus]

I am happy that he's having fun? Sigh better make more sentient coffee...

Thank god they don't have souls, that would haunt me for the rest of my life.

_____

"So you're leaving to meet as you described probably one of the most dangerous beings you can run into?" My dad asks.

"Not like I can reject he can just pop up here and take me this is him being civil"

"It's kinda scary thinking about it"

"Don't worry mom, he would make a nasty joke at worst or help out with a problem I didn't even know existed" Seriously apart from his trolling Zelretch is rather benevolent.

"Stay safe dear"

"I'll try"

Saying goodbye I turned my trusty door nob and made my way into Type-moon, World not stopping me this time around.

I ended up in front of Shirou's house, since I didn't time travel during the jump and due to principals of Kaleidoscope if I leave my home at April 24 I would end up in April 24 wherever I go unless I specifically choose a date.

This doesn't work on years for some reason though but who cares you can adjust the time however you want anyway.

A shout of joy brought me back from my thoughts and I found a little Illyasviel hugging me like a koala.

"You came back! I missed you Fujimaru"

"I wasn't even gone for that long" It should be around two weeks if I were to calculate.

"That's enough for me to miss you!" Loli glares at me.

"Anyway let's go in you're drawing too much attention"