Oh Heavens!!! Where Is My Cheat???

Ah! No Truck San! I am too young to die!!!

BAM!!!

Where am I? Wait a minute!

Huh, new body, young and healthy, two sets of memories….

Huh, isn’t this reincarnation template? Then, what about cultivation?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I have transmigrated to a cultivation world. Aha, here I come. I am gonna walk in the air. Behead demons and devils from thousand miles away with my flying sword. Create fireballs and lightning dragons out of thin air. Dine with immortal fairies. Faceslap my opponents!!! Whooohooo!!!!

Ah, wait a minute! Where’s the grandpa that is supposed to guide me!

Oi, grandpa! Come out. Where are you?

What???!!! There are no systems too. What about magic treasures that help me level up?

Why can’t I find anything?

Oi Heavens! Where is my cheat?!!!!