The Press Conference

The camera flashes were blinding, and my eyes began to hurt almost the exact moment I stepped on stage. It was ridiculous how interested people were in what little old me had to say, but then again, it wasn't every day that a random person married a CEO and had it spread all over the internet, right? 

"Thank you all for giving me your time. I would first and foremost like to clarify that the situation out company has befalling is unfortunate, and we are working hard to get back on track whilst still keeping a hand above our competitors. Our release of the GreenHouse Pocket Gaming Device has not been deterred and we are doing our best to reveal to you a high quality product at a low cost. We are also working in conjunction with the CIA to find out where these acts of cyberterrorism have stemmed from."