Tian Di, whom was holding a book of immortality felt emotional. He have spent most of his life pursuing immortality. And here in his hands, is that legendary book.
Ever since he was young, Tian Di never wanted to die. He wanted to live a long and happy life. He was a lazy person by nature. And finding immortality is the only thing that made him stand up and move.
Now. After searching for many years, he has found the "Book of Immortality". Tian Di uncontrollably read the back cover of the book.
"100 ways for immortality! This book has them all! One of the methods doesn't suit you? Try the other!"
Tian Di was flabbergasted as what kind of book of legends description is that?
Tian Di immediately open the first page of the book. Despite not knowing the language, he somehow understood it.
Tian Di excitedly followed the books intstructions. And sensed a type of energy in the air, and used it to strengthen his body and spirit as per the book's words.
"That is strange, I always thought immortality meant me either getting super strong all of a sudden, or I don't get stronger but is immortal." Tian Di murmured.
As Tian Di flipped to the back of the first page, he reads. "Warning! Only do the first page's method when the other 99 methods doesn't work! The first page is a cultivation method! After doing it you can no longer try the other methods!"
At this very moment, Tian Di, a calm and collected individual, said the f word so hard and sincerely that the world's greatest curser of f words would bow and call him master.
"F**K! Why would you put the method on the first page and the warning on the back of it!" Tian Di raged.
And the book slowly dissipates before Tian Di gets to read more.
Tian Di had no words. At least the cultivation method is easy...
This the story of Tian Di. The wandering cultivator.
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As the weeks go by, Tian Di was cultivating on the same spot. In hopes of becoming immortal.
"Ah! Time for me to go out and replenish my food supply!" Tian Di said as he left.
At this CRUCIAL moment. Tian Di realized one thing. One thing so important he cursed.
The energy needed for cultivation isn't evenly distributed around the world. Just leaving his HOME. The energy outside increased by 3 times!
Tian Di. A reader of many novels. Realized.
"This world is against me."
(Author's Note: I will just be frank. Most cultivation novels is just gonna be the following. It usually depends on authors way of saying that makes it interesting. Emotions and world play.)
Tian Di. After cultivating for a while and joined a sect realized he was a genius. The cultivation method boosted his natural potential by many times.
In a battle arena event. Tian Di was about to skip one entire stage. And hit lightning tributlation. As he flew up ready to face lightning tribulation ignoring the call for him to entire the battle arena. An elder kicks him into the battle arena. "Don't attempt to escape!"
Tian Di was like after realizing he has to battle someone while going through lightning tribulation. "I DON'T WANT TO BE A GENIUS ANYMORE!" (Reference to Medical Return)
Tian Di, after ascending and fought many monsters, faced many events blablabla. Finally hit the peak of cultivation and surpassed it.
The End?