Author's Note: Yeah, sounds like "Three ways to survive the apocalypse from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint, but trust me it's a different short story."
Zhao Jie with unsteady hands, slowly walked up to the legendary book. He had spent countless days avoiding traps.
*Flashback three days ago*
A system-like screen appeared in everyone's view. Each with the sentence "The world will end in three days."
For some reason, countless car accidents happened as a result from this. Which is one thing that dumbfounded Zhao Jie. The reason being, the entire world stopped the moment the system-like screen appeared. And afterwards, everyone had a one minute immunity from all damage. So how the f**k did people die from ACTUAL CAR ACCIDENTS.
The worst part is, 30% of the people actually grieve and call unfairness upon their deaths.
And a rare rare 1% of the people seem to have scrolled down. Yes, apparantly only 1% of people TRIED scrolling down the system's screen. Which said.
"Would you like to enter the tutorial dungeon?
Warning! It has the highest possible difficulty!
The reward will be 10 ways to survive the end of the world!"
The moment Zhao Jie clicked yes, he was transported to a personal tutorial dungeon. Which he spent days avoiding traps and monsters.
How does the hardest difficulty in the world look like? From Zhao Jie's quote "You just avoiding tunnels with monster sound. I ain't gonna fight monsters when I see shattered floors. And for traps? The only traps that exist are traps that you can LITERALLY see. Not a single hidden trap exist."
Zhao Jie had basically avoided all traps using his eyes, and all monsters with his brain before arriving at the book.
Zhao Jie with trembling hands, opened the book to read.
"10 ways to survive the end of the world!
1. Use common sense.
2. Use common sense.
...
10. Use common sense."
"BRO! NO SH*T SHERLOCK! HOW DID YOU THINK I GOT HERE?" Zhao Jie cursed.
Little did he know, in a few years time, he would be one of the few thousand people left alive...
And, after decades, when he finally met another survivor after years, he had cursed saying "What the f**k is everyone doing? You hear a growling wall? DON'T WALK TOWARDS IT. PACK UP AND RUN. If you see a monster that you literally barely killed and nearly die running away from a certain direction, you run away from that direction. If that monster is running away, why do you think you can beat it?"
As he is cursing, he turns towards the other survivor. "Brother, you must have common sense too right? It must have been hard living with your previous group of humans."
As Zhao Jie said that, a treasure looking chest magically appeaered from a dark vortex portal. And the other guy immediately rushed to open it.
"That's it, I give up. Zhao Jie said. I am giving up on humanity." Zhao Jie said, as he commited suicide in the most painless way possible.
System: "Requirement: First person to commit suicide with the least pain possible!
Reward: Rebirth to the start of the end of the world!
System Message: Good Luck!"
Zhao Jie, seeing this, vomitted blood.
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