Rather than drown my sorrows in another mimosa-surely a terrible, terrible life choice that would lead to embarrassing myself and the need to vomit in public-I ordered a virgin version of tonight's decidedly brunch-centric drink of choice and turned from the smiling bartender. Leave it to Olivia to pick something tacky.
I needed to get out of here before I "slipped" and spilled my bright red concoction down the front of Vivian's dress. Time to call Petunia's and check in.