Every Hero Is A Bad Guy

fucks it's morning again.

and my head hurting like hell again as usual. and some empty alcohol bottles on floor as usual. I'm wake up naked as usual. but this time there's no one in my apartment half naked on floor.

that's relief, yeah everything is usual as always nothing new not a single thing. now I feel these werid things normal. there is nothing new on table like usual like some drugs and a handgun.

wait...

A handgun what the fuck. A handgun doing in my place. and judging by the gun I thinks it's belong to cop.and theres another thing with gun it's appear to look like a coat batch. but it's have Fucking Yakuza Symbols on it.

Fuck police and Yakuza a deadly combination. like Polo and Cola, sheep's and lions.

now I just hide this gun and flush the bullets and batch in toilet and pretend like I didn't know about this.

So I need to get ready for my job otherwise that baldy principal crewed my ass if I'm late again.

it's 7:30 am

I'm going school like always. but being teacher isn't a cool job. all manga"s and anime"s are lies they are incorrect, if that true than why not a single female student were fall in love with me. and not a single female teacher isn't falling on me. fuck my only motive to become a teacher is to marry with a highschool girl.

I'm reach the gate of hell I mean school's gate. I entered in the school where P.E teacher standing in ground and greet me by saying good morning Sensei. and I ignored him to show I'm superior than him. hahahah I'm genus. I go to facility office to picking up my class roll book. where's I see everybody talking about something seriously ,so I ask to them what's going on here. then they tell a mysterious man shot our Biology teacher Denji San on his shoulder last night with a standard Police hand gun.

FUCK shot him with a police handgun last night...

I found a handgun on my place too. fuck that means I'm the criminal here

Nooo Nooo Noooo

it's just a nightmare. But sadly I know it's reality.

so like I said anything goes wrong in my life is all Tyler's fault not mine.

then Komi San who our French teacher asking me " hey Sensei why you start sweating. don't tell me your the shooter, Hahahahahaha " "don't be serious it's just a joke "

I ask look at me did you think I can shoot someone. and she replied while laughing "nah you can't shoot anyone you're coward I believe you you can't do anything like that"

.

inside my mind:-

Wait What ? I'm coward

you're coward bitch. I didn't even concern bitch like you as a human. your dick sucker whore. I will decapitate your limbs and seal your wounds with flame torch.

But on my mouth:-

yeah you right but take back your coward part please.

then suddenly principal came and we all gone silent then he look at the door and say please come then a spicy sexy lady come in office.

Fuck just look at her cause my hard on.

then principal said she's our new biology teacher Asuka kiriyama.

hello Nice to meet Y'all

I'm Asuka Kiriyama.

From today i will teaching biology here.

it's my honour to work with y'all

thank you

Fuck her voice is too cute like her face and her butt. now I glad I'm become teacher and work here in this school.

then principal say hey Sensei while looking at me.

I replied principal sir did you talking to me.

he replied yes Sensei.

then I replied yes sir

then he ordered me to Help Mrs asuka to show her class. and tell her about our school.

I replied with a smile on my fave "yes sir I will"

then i go with Asuka to show her to her class. then she ask me you didn't seems like a normal typical teacher to me.

I ask did you think that ?

she replied yes your seems like a potential pervert to me.

I ask why ?

she replied while laughing "you asking why? see below and you understand. "

So I see below of me and Fuck

I'm in my hard on my rod standing straight like a tower. look like a warrior who stand in battle field with pride in his eyes. but it's really embarrassing specially in front of sexy girl like her.

it's sin fuck someone kill me I can't live with this embersment.

Then she said something in my ears which shake me from my core. she said "do you like me ? cuz I like guy like you. "

Madafaka it's like dream come true. I achieve my life time goal now I will die peacefully.

then I wave my hand in my hair and I make a badass face then I said yes I love you.

she replied while laughing "you know you too fast in this. it's no doubt why you still single virgin."

Wait . You just never call someone virgin out of blue. what happened if that person die due to heart attack because of you

Okey okey now just tell me about this school Sensei.

I nodded my head with a smile and replied yes sure.

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this is place is Sakura Highschool. and there a blad half ass principal you already know by know. and there a pervert P E teacher who enjoying to starring at girls butt in there gym uniform but he pretend like he's a well disciplined man.

she interrupted me by saying "pervert ? perve more than you ?"

I replied no I'm not pervert I'm man of culture.

than I resume on explain about school. I tell there's a teacher name mrs Komi. never tell anything to her she enjoying to spread rumors and telling secret of others to others. and etc etc I tell her about every teacher.

then I tell her about the incident were happend in school before summer vacation. I caught a panty thief in school. he is in 3rd year he was stealing girls gym pants. and he enjoying to wear that on his head. Fucking sick weird bastard. but I caught him with my brain and bravely.

then she asked "how did you caught that thief by the way you not look that bright and pure who can do that ?".

I replied when I heard about this then I make the plan to caught that thief red handed so I hide in girls locker room after school and wait for the thief to come and that's how I caught him. hahahahahah.

she replied I won't buy this crap of yours but if you say ok I believe in your story.

I replied thanks but it's truth

but inside my mind '

that's good I glad no knows the actual panty thief is me I'm the one who stealing their students panties. and the guy who balmed for the stealing panties was actually innocent and he's was my student. in reality he's the one who hide in the girls locker room for catching the thief red handed. cuz I stoled her girlfriend panties too. that's why he was did that for her girlfriend sake.

but when he saw me stealing

panties he came out and say "sensei it was you all along who doing this perve act all this time.

I will report this to the facility and principal about your digusting act.*

after listening his crap I beat him up like a crap and locked him in a locker than. I collect all the panties and put them in his locker.

then I report that to the facility about how I caught the thief who rotting our school name by digusting act of his.

that's how a thief become hero in everybody eyes and a wanna be hero become a panty thief. How ironic Hahahahahah.

then suddenly she said to me

"I see you speaking from your heart."

I replied I thought I speak from my mouth but your biology teacher you know better so it's ok.

then she laugh and say you're really a funny guy. I like funny guys. Funny guy like you is rare nowdays.

oh you think I'm funny and I though others are boring shits.

she ask "what the thing you like in me in this meeting of our ?. like I love your sense of humour

I replied if I say the truth than I like your ass and boobs

she blushed and punched into my stomach then she said I like you do you like to visit me at my place after school.

Wait.. what ? really ? is it really true or I just heard the things ?

I replied Hell yeah sure I will came. but after listening this I only think dirty though about this .

She replied dirty though.

that's the whole point Sensei just come at after 6;00 pm and I will make your night paradise.

my face turn red I start deep breathing. then I ask are you joking ? this is a joke right?

She replied No Sensei it's truth I want to sleep with you tonight.

take this it's my address

take care of your self Sensei

and don't forget to come tonight

I take that piece of paper from her hand which had her address written on it.

then I replied sh sh sh sure I wi Wi will come thank you very much.

then she leave by passing a smile to me.

fuck yeah my dream come true now

spend whole night with a girl like her on bed is million dollar dream. right now I feel like I'm the world luckiest person

Oh god it's too much for me. now I'm not a virgin anymore after tonight.

Fuck Yeah I'm coming you just wait.