"Good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good night class, Tobi-sensei will be teaching you all how to draw poop! Now the first step we will be drawing something simple! We will be drawing a watery poop aka diarrhea! Why are we drawing that first? Well, it's the easiest! You just have to imagine a sticky pile of mud or whatever disgusting sticky liquid you can imagine, that is your first step. Now the second step will be harder because while you can imagine it, you can't draw it like how your mind imagines it. To make it easier for you, try drawing a diarrhea with a real diarrhea! Practice hard class and you'll be a master of poop drawing!"
"Tune in next time in Tobi's class!"