A strong woman

(A/N: Extra long chapter, as I don't have a lot of time to write more. Enjoy!)

Back at the guild, Mew was handing out his present to the other guild members. Mirajane liked the sweets the most, while Elfman was secretly eating it in a corner. Why he did it there was a mystery for Mew.

When he asked Mirajane, she just laughed and responded.

"It isn't manly for men to like sweets!" or so Elfman had said.

What a weird creature Elfman is.

Having done his part in sharing, Mew joined Kanna again, this time trying to get her to pass out from Dyonisus's best wine. Last time she barely managed to hold on, but this time he wanted to see what she was truly like when she was drunk.

Yet when he gave the wine, she did the absolute worst thing Mew could have imagined. She stashed it away for another time.

Can you believe it? The guilds greatest drunk knows how to stash away booze. Unbelievable!

So Mew did what he usually did when things didn't go his way. He pouted.

***

While Mew was pouting at the bar, Natsu, Happy and Lucy were looking for a new job to take. They had refused the reward from their previous mission and were now broke. Lucy was in despair, as she had no way to pay the rent for her apartment, so she had to take a job.

What followed was the usual scene, bar fights, bickering and Gray who had at some point lost his clothes minus underwear.

Gray and Natsu had at some point gotten in an argument that was bound to end up in a fist fight, but at the point of no turning back, a yell brought a deep silence over the whole guild hall.

"Erza is back!"

Mew looked up from his spot as the silent ambiance of the guild was a whole new thing for him.

[Who's Erza?]

Mew asked, tilting head in confusion. The guild members didn't respond, as each started to worry about the things they had done the previous weeks.

"I'm equally confused. Why is everyone so scared?"

Lucy joined Mew, as she too asked the same question he had.

Mirajane was kind enought o explain.

"Erza is the strongest female guild member we have."

To prove that exact point, a red headed woman in metal armor appeared in the guild hall, while carrying in one had a massive horn encrested with jewels and gold.

As she put it down, the ground shook slightly, as the wooded flooring creaked form the weight.

That had to be heavy.

To find out if it was, Mew touched it with his tiny paws and tried to lift it.

'Too heavy!'

Mew naturally did it in his base form. No need for cheating right now. He wanted to prove his point.

"I have returned. Where is the guild master?"

Erza asked, as she began to talk with Mirajane.

"Welcome back Erza. The master is not here right now. He is at a regular meeting."

"I see."

While the other guild members questioned about the origin of the horn, Mew went by every gem he spotted, looking at the dazzling glimmers, as well as his distorted reflection on the surface.

"All of you! I heard some rumors while I was away. About how much trouble Fairy tail is causing all over the place. Even if the master is soft on you, I won't. Kanna! Stop that shamefull way of drinking from the barrel. It isn't even noon and you are already drinking! Know some restraint."

Kanna looked away, not daring to meet Erza's eyes as she put away the massive beer barrels she had been drinking from.

"And you Wakaba. Stop chewing on that filthy pipe, you're spilling ashes everywhere. Nabu, pick a quest already, you are growing in the flooring at this rate. Macao! Haah, I don't even know where to begin with you..."

The rest became downcast as each of them wanted to be anywhere but here.

[Waah, she is so harsh! It's awesome! Erza-san, Teach me your Jutsu!]

Mew, who had learned some strange things from books, excitedly began to ask Erza for her teachings.

"Ah, a new member. I've heard from the Gillmore company about someone called Mew. It should be you. Good job in keeping up our guilds good name."

Erza said as she expertly avoided the teacher position.

"Are Natsu and Gray here?"

Erza looked around and spotted the duo.

When Mew glanced over, he almost burst out in laughter. The usual ice and fire duo was firmly hugging each other like the supposed besties they were.

"H-hey, Erza. W-we're getting along as usual a-as you can see."

Gray answered with a crooked faked smile on his face.

Natsu nodded,

"Aye!"

[Pfuhahaha, he sounds like Happy!]

Mew, who couldn't hold it in anymore, burst out in laughter, landing silently on Mirajane's head.

"I see that is good. Still, even best friend fight every now and then. It is preferable to see you two getting along like this."

"N-no, we're not best friends... but we get along very well. "

"Aye!"

The three person comedy continued as Lucy began to worry about Natsu's clearly wrong state of mind.

"Why is Natsu behaving like that!?"

Mirajane chuckled slightly as she explained about Natsu.

"Natsu challenged Erza to a fight in the past. She beat him up so badly that he is scared of her till this day."

[Then what about Gray?]

Macao burst out in laughter as he elaborated on Gray's part.

"Gray took the same beating when Erza saw him walking around half naked."

Kanna smiled, as she looked at the shocked look from Lucy.

"Most of the guys were beaten up by her. Even Loki, as he tried to flirt with her. He reaped what he sowed."

[They are a rambuctious bunch after all.]

Mew added, having recovered from his bout of laughter.

He took a rest on Natsu's shoulder, as he and Gray had recovered as well, no longer the Happy imitator.

"Natsu, Gray. I have a favor to ask of you two. There is a disturbing rumour going around. Normally I would have convened with master Makarov, but he isn't here right now. We need to act quickly, so I took the decision myself. I need help of you two. Will you come?"

Murmurs were heard all over the guild, as no one would've thought THE Erza would ask for help. She was so strong after all, what would she need help with?

What followed after was the creation of the strongest team in Fairy tail.

The members of the team: Natsu, Gray, Erza, Lucy and Happy.

Then what about Mew? Well, he would just follow along when it looked like it was about to get exciting. Like right now.