First visitors in Nekopara! More pranks!

"Mom! I'm visiting for the day! The whole family is here!" Myr shouted as she entered the front doors.

Loki was on the couch reading a book when Myr suddenly barged in, which caused Loki to chuckle and go over and hug Myr.

"Ah, there's my little kitten! I heard you won a war overnight. Now we can call you War Lord Myr, kukukuku!"

Myr's face twisted in a funny way. "Mom, please don't ever call me that. I don't want to be known as a war junkie..."

This caused Loki to laugh even more as Finn and the others came down to see what the ruckus was, and upon seeing Myr, everyone smiled and came and greeted her.

Bete walked up to Myr and they gave each other bro hugs and a fist bump.

"How ya' doing there little sister? I hope you kicked some ass! Haha, I can already picture your army wiping out those pests!"

Tiona pushed Bete aside and happily hugged Myr and exclaimed "Myr! Congrats on your first war victory! Did anyone on your side get hurt?"

Everyone seemed to want to know this fact, even Ais was nodding her head. Coughing slightly, Myr looked away.

"Y-Yes we did have one casualty, but it wasn't from battle. One of my soldiers named Leeroy ate some weird mushrooms that even the elves didn't recognize and he started hallucinating pretty bad. He saw all of the goblins as bugs, and he hates bugs. He's not the brightest, but he had the most kills out of all my regular Clockwork Army soldiers, standing at a pretty good 192 kills."

Dead silence ensued until Ais giggled a little, which caused Finn to laugh, and then the entire room was filled with laughter, except Myr, who hated paperwork.

Slightly pouting, Myr crossed her arms and sat down on the couch while frowning, which only caused more laughter.

Only after a few minutes had gone by did everyone calm down. Seeing as how everyone hadn't had lunch yet, Myr decided to cook for her family and her Mom's Familia.

Snapping her fingers, Myr used her cooking divinity to conjure up all the materials needed for a super large lunch.

Myr, Chloe, Tenshi. Nox, and Team Neko all wanted meat dishes, as did Bete, Tione, Tiona, and Gareth. Lefiya and Riveria wanted some mixed dishes with vegetables and fruits, while Ais, Anakitty, and Finn didn't care.

Craving ribs, Myr blast smoked the meats using magic and started cutting the vegetables and fruits. Using a blend of herbs, onions, garlic, and soy sauce, Myr mixed those in with her barbecue sauce to give it a little extra flavor, then soaks the ribs, pork, and chicken in the sauce and then proceeds to set them back into the smoker.

She then tosses a few bowls of salad with croutons and makes a few fruit platters, while she used magic to quickly bake the fruit and dessert pies.

Firing up the grill, Myr begins to rub a whole host of seasoning and spices on a couple dozen prime cut steaks, used oil, and then slapped them on the grill.

Since Ais said she liked cheese, Myr went ahead and whipped up an 8 cheese pizza for her. Finn didn't care what he ate, as he was just hungry.

An hour later, the food was done, and the smell of the dishes made everyone salivate. Myr brought out over a dozen WaiterBots to bring the food and drinks out.

She made sure to make extra portions for the rest of the Loki Familia as well. It worked out because everyone in the Familia was present.

Dishes were being passed around, ribs being served, salads being dished out, and drinks poured. Myr forbid the drinking of alcohol in front of her children, minus Nox, so no alcohol was present.

Ais walked up to Myr holding the entire pizza on a pan. "This is very good. Thank you Myr. Do you have a container to put some into so I can share with Bell-kun?"

Snickering, Myr made a container out of her nanomachines that retained heat and gave it to Ais.

Nodding her head, Ais ate most of the pizza and saved a couple of slices for Bell before walking off out of the mansion.

Team Neko was currently spending time with Anakitty, Tione, and Tiona, all of them eating and laughing together.

Riveria walked up to Myr with a plate of food and asked "Myr, did you know how to cook before you came to this world? Your cooking is amazing."

Nodding her head, Myr gave her a small smile. "The people who basically owned me made me cook for them for every meal, and I rarely got any of the food besides scraps. It was their way of breaking me, but I never did. I'm done with the past though. I got my revenge and settled the debts owed to me. I'm just happy to cook for my friends and family now."

Setting down her plate of food on the counter, Riveria hugged Myr, which surprised her a little but she was happy nonetheless.

Breaking away, Riveria looked a little guilty. "I'm sorry, that was insensitive of me."

Myr snorted. "I don't give a rat's ass about the people of my past life. They're all dead, and now I've moved on. Aunt Riveria, you don't need to apologize for anything."

Giving Myr a curt nod and a warm smile, River walks off to go and eat with the others.

Grabbing a bunch of food herself, Myr makes her way over to Chloe so she can eat with her.

"I'm starting to think you like people enjoying your food Myr."

Myr smiled and snuggled up to Chloe and said "Of course I do. I've let go of my past. Now, I can do anything I want. Cooking for my friends and family make me happy."

Chloe gave Myr a warm smile and quietly fed her.

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"Ahhhh.. That was delicious! Thanks Myr!"

Myr smiled and waved her hand and summoned the WaiterBots to clean up the dishes and whatnot. She made some slightly different models that automatically took the dishes and cleaned them inside their body before spitting them back out, where another WaiterBot took the clean dishes and stored them for further use.

After leaving Loki's mansion, Myr and family went back to Myr's mansion, when they saw Freya and Ottar standing at the front gate.

Myr raised her left eyebrow and motioned for Chloe and the kids to go inside. Walking up to the two, Myr waves her hand and asks "Freya, I presume that Ottar has hit level 9?"

Freya smiles and Myr and hands her a sheet of paper. Reading it over, both of Myr's eyebrows raised as she looked at the two of them with a wide smile.

"Jumped right to a low level 10 in stats, very nice! Well, as per agreement, Ottar will be getting his own residence in Nekopara and since he's the first to reach level 10 besides Chloe and myself, I'll allot you a mansion that the Freya Familia can call their own, though the others will have to earn their spots. Ottar, Freya, here are your money cards. Drip a single drop of blood on the card's symbol and it'll be soul bound to you both. You can call out the card or recall it at will, all you need to do is will it to appear or disappear. The money over in Nekopara goes from copper, 100 coppers equal a silver, 100 silver equals a gold, 100 gold equals a white silver, 100 white silver equals a shining gold, and 100 shining gold equals a black diamond. Ottar, you'll be given 10 shining gold to start out, and Freya, you'll be given 100 black diamonds, due to you being the one to supply your Familia the supplies needed to survive over there. It's rather cheap, so you have about 50 black diamonds to spend yourself. Most of what you find over there can't be found anywhere here. Now, follow me, and DO NOT stray from the path I walk, as it could very well end up with your death. The defenses I set up surrounding the portal could kill Chloe, and she's leagues ahead of what Ottar can handle."

Myr led them to the deepest part of the basement where the first blast door was located. Door after door opened until they got to the Killing Floor.

Walking a patterned path, Myr eventually reaches the portal with Ottar and Freya in tow. Looking back at them, Myr says "Beyond this portal is my own realm. If you cause too much trouble, I won't hesitate to remove either of you from the picture. I was given this entire realm by beings even now I'm not totally confident I could beat with ease, though I would eventually, but not without losses. I have all of their hopes, dreams, and wishes resting upon my shoulders, and I intend to safeguard my realm with my very existence."

With that, Myr led the two into the portal, and when they stepped out, they were greeted by a massive series of walls that stood far taller than even the Tower of Babel in Orario.

After getting through multiple checkpoints, Myr snapped her fingers and teleported Freya and Ottar to the mansion section, where she gave Freya and Ottar a mansion that was one of a kind. Resembling more like a castle than a mansion, Freya was surprised to see guards, maids, butlers, and security systems already in place. Once she pricked her finger and placed a drop of blood on the sign at the front gate, the mansion and it's attendants automatically adjusted themselves to follow Freya and her Familia's orders, though Myr's still took precedence.

Giving them each a soul bound portal key that allowed them to teleport into their mansion in-between Nekopara and Orario at will, Myr teleported herself to the inside of her mansion in Orario.

"Chloe, I'm home!"

Chloe walked into the living area and lightly flicked Myr's forehead. Noticing Myr's confused look, Chloe sighed and said "Myr, did you forget something this morning?"

Tilting her head slightly, Myr shook her head and asked "I don't think I forgot anything this morning, did I?"

Chloe sighed again. "Myr, you forgot to make breakfast this morning."

Myr's face pales and she was about to apologize, when all of a sudden Chloe couldn't hold her laughter in any more and only then did Myr realize that she got pranked.

Pouting, Myr sat down heavily on the nearest couch and couldn't prevent a grin from appearing on her face.

"I'll admit, you got me there for a moment. Well played Chloe."

Chuckling, Chloe picked up Myr and sat her on down onto her lap and started rubbing Myr's ears.

"Indeed. How about we go and prank some people in the dungeon? I'm thinking glitter bombs and colored dust."

Myr gives Chloe an evil grin which sent chills of excitement up Chloe's spine.

"I think I have a better idea."

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"Chloe, are the trip wires in place?"

"Yeah, they're all set. Now all we have to do is wait for some random adventurers to trip them. I already have the Dancing Ghouls in their positions."

Myr and Chloe had cloaked themselves in Myr's void divinity and were silently awaiting adventurers to set off the traps.

"Hey Dusken, we've made it pretty far eh? This is a whole 3 floors further than the rest of the Familia!"

"Yeah, I have to say, it's been a lot easier than what Helga-sama said, don't you think so too Trinmar?"

"Yeah, easy-"

*POOM!*

"*cough* *cough* What the fuck is this!? This shiny dust crap won't come off!"

"Hey Trinmar? We got a problem ahead of us!"

10 nanomachine ghouls, which looked like an emaciated humans with green skin and milky white eyes, were standing not even 5 meters away from the two adventurers, and all of them were wearing snazzy looking red suits with red trilbies and were doing a weird pose.

'Chloe, hit it now!'

Chloe giggled and turned on the only song appropriate for such an occasion.

"It's close to midnight and something evil's lurkin' in the dark.

Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart.

You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it.

You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes.

You're paralyzed.

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night!"

All the while, the ghouls were doing a strange dance all in sync while slowly moving towards the adventurers.

Thoroughly freaked out now, the two adventurers scream and run away back towards the surface.

After Myr was sure that they were gone, only then did she burst out laughing, as did Chloe.

"BAHAHAHA! DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON THAT ONE GUY'S FACE? HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO PISS HIMSELF, AHAHAHAHA!"

"Hahaha, that was quite enjoyable, wasn't it~? I'm curious to see what else you have in store~!"

Giggling, Myr snapped her fingers and all of the equipment and ghouls disappeared as Myr and Chloe went down to the 18th floor, making their way into Rivera.

Once inside the bar, still invisible, Myr and Chloe set up thing strings attached to loud party poppers that would go off whenever someone sat down on their chairs.

Myr made sure to stop time so that Chloe and her could properly attach the party poppers to the bottoms of the chairs.

After they were done, they both left after Myr set up a spying spell on the inside of the bar.

Making their way up the largest tree they could find, Myr and Chloe watched the spy spell to see who would be the first to set off the poppers.

A walks in and heavily sits down on the first chair.

*POP*

"AHH! WHAT THE HELL?!"

*POP* *POP* *POP*

"EEEEK!"

"WHO?!"

"ANCIENT SAGGY TITS!"

Seeing and hearing everyone's reactions to the party poppers had Myr wheezing with laughter and Chloe crying with laughter.

The poppers kept going off for the next 5 minutes, and no one was any the wiser, as Myr had designed to poppers and strings to immediately disintegrate after they're set off.

Feeling more than satisfied, Myr and Chloe high five each other and head back up to the surface, where they saw the first two adventurers that were covered in glitter warning their fellow Familia members to not go too far into the dungeon because of the "dancing corpses".

This caused Myr to chuckle as Chloe asked "Myr, how long did you make the glitter last for?"

Myr looked and Chloe and started chuckling. "I made it so it can't be washed off until a week from now."

This caused Chloe to chuckle as well.

'I hope Myr stays like this the rest of her life. I actually enjoy pulling pranks with her, it's soothing in a way to see her so happy. After all, if I can't please my wife, then why did I marry her~?'