SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

A mouthful of decaf coffee, a monitor, and a person that just got surprised. All of these elements were in a dimly lit room yet was filled with numerous monitors.


"Hey, Dominos!" she vehemently screamed to call someone's attention.


The coffee she spat out dripped and thoroughly invaded her keyboard's interior as well as the monitor she was facing. It was a good thing that most of their equipment was waterproof or it would have been a disaster.


[Yea. What is it?] A voice replied. The speaker from her computer was undamaged by the abhorring decaf coffee.


I mean, why would you even drink decaf coffee? Who in their right mind would drink decaf coffee?!?


"Check the system! Quickly!" she demanded. The event she saw in her monitor shocked her to her core. She has her suspicions but she didn't want it to be true.


[Umm. Which part of the system?] the voice inquired and that is because checking the entire system wouldn't be possible


The Outside World