SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

Bob was hitting the still activating colossus of a golem. His spear could not penetrate the solid rock armor that the golem has as its skin.


Realizing that his hits were not connecting properly because of the enemy's armor, it was now time for him to retreat. He got what he wanted and that was to try and poke the wasp's nest.


The golem lifted its legs, it was finally activated. Aware of Bob's existence, it looked straight at him and observed. It determined that Bob was a threat to the city and initiated its attack.


The ground shuddered at its first footstep. Bob fell due to his speed and the sudden tremor. This is the third time he fell to the ground today.


"Ugh. I'm starting to hate the ground," he said.


Forever Alone