SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

A bonfire lit a random portion of a dark forest.

A man and his chicken were having a peaceful dinner of leaves. They were situated near a campfire in a random forest and the night sky became their dinner entertainment.

Bob was bombarded with prompts when he bit his first bite into the weird leaf. He didn't even put seasoning on it and simply roasted it on an open flame.

"Hmm. Oh, yea, there was this," he remembered.

The skills of a Gourmet Knight get stronger as they experience the world of taste. This was the Gourmet Knight's scaling since their skillset was limited to the holy element.

However, Bob was a corrupter variant. The chaos element did not choose according to enemy alignment and corrupts everything it touches. In exchange, it also damages the user and with a greater force.

Gaining Faith