SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

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Essential NPC with a Chicken

"Well, enjoy your skinny dipping, you newlyweds you." Martel teased them both. He used his hand to cover his wide grin but to no avail, his smile was just that wide.

"Ugh. Let's just do this quickly. I still have to get back to Donut City," Bob splashed water towards Martel's direction and turned away.

"MRREOEOEAW!" Monica screamed in anguish, she didn't like the feeling of water on her fur.

"Woi. You don't have to bring the cat into this," Martel moved towards Monica and shielded her from further water damage.

Bob had a lot of things to think about. He was first confused about May's advances, and now he was even more disoriented after being told of May's sex.

'Bah. May's only a friend, plus, she's a child.' He pushed the thought to the back of his mind.

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