SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

Flashing red prompts flashed everyone's retinas at a moment's notice. The gathering of moss became a lumped mass and eventually became a boss-type monster. Standing at a staggering height of 25 bananas in length, it formed a gigantic mouth as it-

The moss monster shivered, shaking around its tiny leaves as it roared. After a few moments of its absolutely necessary entrance roar, the moss monster looked at the party that awakened it from its stasis.

Diabolical members, well, at least the ones that weren't part of E's original party, had a much higher level than the Mosster. Upon seeing the monster's level, they relaxed their stance.

Svenja overtook Enma and struck the Mosster with her greatsword. The monster trembled upon the impact of the heavy downward strike, carving out a deep groove on its body.

Magical Kush