SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

Pope Magnus expected better from the adventurers this time. As much as he wanted to discover the contents of the ruins, it is not to be the focus of his attention. He has more worrying matters to attend to, such as the advent of the seventh.

'It isn't certain when, but I am sure those vile beasts would invade, sooner if not later.'

As the representative of the Church of Lechery, Pope Magnus had responsibilities. Buried in paperwork, the cheery old man was reduced to a senile and grouchy senior.

A knocking on his door suddenly invaded the scribbling choral, his attention was cut in half, infuriating him further. Nevertheless, he had to reply formally, his image as the pope restricted him from acting harshly upon the people of the church.

"Come in," he said cheerfully despite displaying such a sour look on his face.

The Black Box