SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

[Manual System Security Checkup... Initiated..]

[Alert... XX, XXX number of players are using fraudulent IP addresses..]

[Diagnosis: VPN users... Resolution: Ignore]

[System Security Checkup... One-hundred percent complete.]

"Looks like she's having a hard time coping with the upgraded security," a cheerful Dominos loudly said. He was overseeing the system checkup, as he was ordered to by Bernilli.

"This was very expensive to implement, yet somehow, I think this security system has a lot of vulnerabilities," Bernilli complained. She had a hand in making the code for it, and she knew it wasn't something to be confident in.

Controlled Luck