SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

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Essential NPC with a Chicken

-A crude underwear crafted by the best blacksmith in Donut City. Made from the remains of a gummy monster.

-Durability - 200(Regenerates automatically)

"I've had thoughts about what to do with the jelly you gave me," Dan recalled the moment just after the werewolves' silent invasion was thwarted. At that time, Bob held a crafting material that didn't have a specific use.

"I remembered, you were lacking underwear, especially when these fellers here had you fit the armor they made." He continued, chuckling as he reminisced about a long schlong. "Anyway, the jelly wasn't enough to make a shirt or pants, and it would be useless to use something soft as armor."

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