SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

Hurried steps and with a haggard face, the king's attendant rushed to his king to inform him of important news.

"What is it?" King Carba asked with a hoarse voice as he stabbed at a man wearing tattered clothing.

"Your majesty! The council at the cathedral calls for your presence!"

"Is it from an immediate threat?" Seeing as his attendant was panicking from head to toe, it should be a matter of that scale.

"I'm afraid not, your majesty." The attendant then took a deep breath before continuing. "It seems everyone in the church, be they apprentice or bishop, received a divine revelation."

King Carba then left the wounded body on the marbled floors of a secluded wing of the castle. He just killed assassins that were after his life and they had an alarming amount of strength, but he was not just any chump.

Chaos Ring