SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

The weak teaming up, gathering their strength to topple the strong. That is a staple in stories, where the injustices are resolved by everyone putting in the effort to change the status quo.

"But… Teaming up isn't exclusive to the weak alone, no?"

That's right. After Clive and Christina's discussion, this sly woman contacted the other guild leaders in the top 10 to strike up an agreement. The contents of the agreement were nothing grand-.

"Pride? That's useless. If you don't want to join, then you can just do as you will. However, I am not willing to risk it. Should those scrubs do it, then why can't we?"

Christina's deliberation made it clear, she didn't want to fight hard battles unnecessarily. Best Guild? Strongest of the bunch? That's all well and good, but achieving that rank was never easy, and it much harder to maintain.

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