SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

Tranquil silence? Quite the opposite as everyone within the stadium could tone down a bit of their excitement. It was finally time for Bogdug's Crown's finale. And with it comes the player who will stand on top of everyone else and crowned as-

[Bogdug's Successor! The right to brag for a whole year and more! Ooooh, I wonder who will receive such great benefits!]

Spencer needlessly hyped up the event. Well, that's his job as the Master of Ceremonies, but is it really? Ysauce music plays in the background.

[There is no rightful heir, there is no destined winner. And that is why you must struggle to obtain what you desire. Come, and prove yourself worthy of being called his successor.]

The Disparity of Classes