SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

Deep in the Sleeping Mountains, a screeching cry resounded as the ground shudders from the mighty tremors of one man's blade. A strong wind blast shook the surrounding foliage, revealing a huge monster struggling for its life.

"Sir Bald-. Ehem, Sir Balding-Man! Please do not make such a big commotion!" Father Modal warned as he screamed to Balding-Man who still wrestled with the monster that walked on three feet.

"WHAT?!? I can't hear you and I'm kind of busy at the moment!" Balding-Man had his hands full, investing his entire focus on fighting the monster, trying to eliminate it as fast as possible.

Unique monsters, Boss monsters, and World Bosses. These types of monsters usually had large amounts of HP and could very well kill a player in one shot. That was why despite Balding-Man taking the upper hand, staggering it with his skills, and damaging it as much as he could, he was but one strike away from certain death.

Encounter with the Vampires