SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

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Essential NPC with a Chicken

"Young'in… Where-. did you hear that name from?" Old man Gambit weakly asked. With trembling hands, he shook the man who just woke up.

"Do you know Airen? I just got a dream about him and his family."

Bob was just blabbering after having that bizarre dream, but from the old man's reaction, it seems that it wasn't something so simple. The old man closed his eyes and calmed his breathing, he seemed to be in deep thought.

"Sigh… Yes, I do know Airen. I know him quite well…" Gambit frankly admitted. There was no use trying to feign ignorance when he reacted poorly upon hearing the name.

Now, this was rather intriguing for Bob. Although he was stupid, how could he ever dream of someone's past like that? Was it something spiritual that caused him to dream of such an event, or was it something demonic? Well, it didn't matter anyway, or so he thought.

Getting an Old Man Angry