SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

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Essential NPC with a Chicken

A bright ball of flames acting like the sun illuminated their surroundings. A dancing phony phoenix and a woman covered in grass while a man was summoning the devil with his tone-deafness.

"Hey, woman. You think she's going to recover or something?"

The onlookers were clueless about this ceremony. However, it wasn't just them, as Bob himself had no idea what he was doing either. He was simply caring for May the best way he could, and it was through listening to the voice of the earth.

'You're okay… It's going to be okay.'

He didn't know if it would really work. He just had a feeling that things will go better if he did what he was doing. It felt off, as it was like a calling in which he never had official instructions of and it was hard to describe.

The phony phoenix terminated its dance and walked right up to May. She merrily flapped her wings in awe of May's beauty with nature surrounding her.

Another Old Man