The Simping 5 Vol. 3

"Hello Genko, when are we going to bang?" asked Melody.

"When we have the space to bang, we can't just let Armando stand outside in front of his house, we first have to defeat the 5 leaders of Simpia and become the new leaders of simpia." Genko Answered.

"Aah then let's go defeat these dudes before I'm not horny anymore." said Melody.

And so they set out to defeat Dietrich Dumbass.

So when they arrived at Dietrich's castle Dietrich was completely drunk. As he usually is.

"Don't be fooled by how drunk he is, he has a lot of power: the smell of the alcohol will kill you if you don't wear a face mask." siad Armando.

"WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE, IF IT ISN'T ARMANDO TRIGUAN. THE REBEL WHO'S MOTHER I KILLED WITH MY SMELL OF ALCOHOL. MY TRUE LOVE ALCOHOL, I LOVE MY DEAR VODKA, WHISKY, WINE, BEER EVEN 100% ALCOHOL DELICIOUS HOW CAN THAT THOT DIE OF SUCH A WEAK SMELL IT WAS ONLY 5% ALCOHOL SMELL!!!" yelled Dietrich Dumbass.

"Here take these face masks, I have created them to withstand 99,99999999% alcohol smell." said Armando while he handed out face masks to Melody and Genko.

"Thanks." said Genko and Melody at the same time.

"Hey, Genko we said thanks on the same time, that should be a hint that we should bang." said Melody.