Trash disposal 3
"Nope."
"Huh?"
"I said no how could I ever be a prince, ahahahahahahahaha."
"Mhmm~."
"So what kind of ring would you like, we have engagement rings, wedding ring, or something more practical?"
"I'll go with that last option."
"Ok how would you like them made" he said with a weird smile.
"I'd like them to be a set one with my name and one with hers, not too many jewels just some here and there."
"May I know the names being engraved" he asked.
"Shessefe and Sharla."
"Ok, will you be getting anything else."
"For now, no. It has truly not been a pleasure to meet you, if you'll excuse me I think it is long overdue I head out."
"Ahahah, you still haven't answered my question. How about this we will meet back here in a few days and I can bring you to a nice little restaurant so we can have ourselves a chat."
"Sir if you are flirting with me then I advise you to stop, otherwise you may end up losing a few fingers."
"Oh no, I wouldn't even think about it. I just want some answers. How about 2 days from now does that work?"
"Breath breath out, breath in breath out, phew. It's ok Shess you can do this don't freak out, you promised you wouldn't kill anyone this week. Ok fine I will meet you here in two days at noon if you're late it won't just be fingers that is missing" I say while pointing at his crotch.
"Hmhm, see you there~."
"And if you try anything you're dead" I call to him.
"Creepy bastard" I mumble to no one in particular.
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It was several minutes later when I got back to the mansion. Just as I opened the front door I was suddenly tackled to the ground.
"OW! Who the-" laying on top of me was a Sharla with teary eyes. She looked as if she were an abandoned puppy.
"What took you so long~"
"Don't you remember I was preparing your gift."
"Humph"
"Hmm? I'm only gone for a few hours and your father being a noble has already gone to your head, hasn't it?"
"I don't know what you-!"
I quickly brought her into a kiss be fore saying, "please do remember who I am."
"Uuu~"
"Hmhm~, please do take notice of who's behind you."
"Hello dear."
"Don't mind us honey, just taking in the view" her father received a "discreet" punch in the back from Shar's mother for that last comment.
"Dinner anyone" Shar's mom asked with the smile she has on all the time.
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Dinner was once again really good with steak as the main dish.
"How do you like the food" Shar's mom asked.
"It is very good. Ten thousand times better than trash."
"Hmm~, well I'm glad you like it."
"What did you go out to get" asked Shar's father."
"That's a secret~" I say while putting a finger to my mouth, "Ah that's right I need to talk to you after dinner."
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"I want you to train yo be a maid."
"Huh?"
"I said I want you to train me to be a maid."
"Why?"
"To make things interesting" I said like it was the most obvious thing on the earth.
"Alright fine."
We sit there for a second before I finally excuse myself.
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Duke Abernathy's POV:
Today is one of the worst days of my life. My own daughter was kidnapped from right underneath my nose. And the bastard who sold him is still walking free. If it wasn't her request I would have him beheaded in the square.
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That bastard has been rising in the ranks lately and I'm worried he'll start to spread his influence. Mary is in a complete mess and I've looked everywhere within ballet, recently I've sent some people out to look in other kingdoms.
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I've finally found her! She's in Extrilla. I'll be sending a request to raid the slave traders hideout today!
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Damnit those greedy bastards don't want me "poking" around in their kingdom.[1]
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It's been a month since she's been kidnapped and I have prepared myself for the worst. Mary still has hope but she is becoming more unstable as the days pass. I've assigned a doctor to her to make sure she doesn't hurt herself but there is not much you can do to stop a worried mother.
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Mary's condition is getting worse. She has become very irritable and will often lash out physically. Several maids have left due to this, and several other's are soon to go. Also that bastard been rising through the ranks at an alarming pace I'm not sure how long it will take before he can even rival me.
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It's a miracle, she's come back! After almost two months she has finally returned! But she brought someone home and it's not even a boy. She's brought home a girl and she is nowhere close to the stablest people I've met. She even admitted to killing people on several occasions! At least I know she won't ever cheat on my dear Sharla with anyone else but she is beyond possessive. I am extremely concerned with her current mental state but if I do something to her I'm afraid Sharla will hate me for the rest of her life. How cruel life is to me, god please protect my child.
Note: this chapter was a bit rushed so there will be some mistakes that I will fix eventually but right now I'm just putting it out there.
1: so to explain, it's like if you were going to the bathroom. What do you do when you go to the bathroom? You lock the door. Because? You don't want people to see your private parts. Its like that one saying, it was something about getting caught with your pants down. (I don't really remember the saying so that's the best you're getting.) I know that was a bit gross but aren't I right.(don't answer that, that was rhetorical.)
Ok so that's all I have for right now but hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading. Have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you.