Special Chapter: "Eisha's failed adventure"

"Time to go on an adventure~!" - Eisha

I prepared all the things I need for camping in the mountains for a few days.

I grabbed some gears for camping despite that I haven't experienced camping and with no prior experience for camping at all because it is an adventure~!

"Ara ara~ looks like someone is going on an adventure, I must come with you then~" - Sora

"Why are you coming?" - Eisha

"To take care of a rowdy child~" - Sora

Since when did I become a rowdy child also I am not a child, I am properly a teenage girl and have a life. I have breasts on my chest as well and I am not small either so I am mature!

I am able to pack my gears 'properly' anyways like the tent, clothes, food, and more. I can take care of myself even without your baby sitting service, and I don't even know why are you the maid in the house.

"Just who the heck even hired you?" - Eisha

"Author-san~" - Sora

"Ah..." - Eisha

If it's author-san, I won't mind nor think about it again because author-san is working hard to earn money. See everyone, I have matured!

Once I was about to go out of my room carrying all the gears I need to camp for a few days in the mountains, I was stopped by an 'onee-san'.

"So where do we head to~?" - Sora

"I don't want to bring you with me, I can take care of myself, it's just an adventure" - Eisha

"Just an adventure? I don't think so" - Sora

Sora never left my side and it will never happen at all. If I go out she will ask me where I am going, and even if I have to shake her off like going around different path ways or go in a maze like neighborhood which I eventually got lost and started panicking which is the time Sora appeared and called me an idiot sandwich again for getting lost despite that it was my own plans.

Let me tell you a story that when I was still a kid and Sora of course was the maid that time, I tried to prank her once with a bucket full of water just hanging on top of a partially open door so that when someone opens the door, the bucket falls on their head which of course is a simple and common prank to do.

When Sora was about to call me, I was on a different room which is Maru's room that is near my room, and Sora went to my room and I heard the door open but heard no splash of water or any screaming when a bucket falls on someone's head. I rushed over to my room to see what was going on but what I missed is that I forgot about the bucket full of water so it fell on my head instead.

"WHAT?!" - Eisha

"fufufufu what a naughty child~" - Sora

"HOW?!" - Eisha

"I am your maid so I did some research and I promised author-san to never ever neglect you at all so I'll be staying at your side at all times, please take care of me as well, Eisha~" - Sora

She used a speaker and played an audio file of a door opening which make it seemed like she entered the room but didn't, and I thought that she was a cunning woman.

And that's how my first few months of experience with Sora, and she has nicknamed me an idiot sandwich for a long time now because I was a 'tennen boke' according to her.

Anyways, back to the main topic, I just told Sora I am going to the mountains to go camping for a few days, maybe even try to catch some fish or catch some bugs, and of course experience nature itself.

When we got the campsite, I was horrified because I thought it would be a peaceful type of camping from the video I have watched. Sora was just there assisting me but the horrible experience of trying to know what mother nature is like is just for crazy hardcore people.

I hated camping ever since because when I got home, I got sick for a week because I am not able to get out of bed.

"Ara ara~ seems like someone did have a 'good' adventure~ a great adventure for an idiot sandwich to learn something new~ fufufufu~" - Sora

I am never going to any camping at all in my life at all!

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A few months later

"Everyone, this is an announcement from the higher ups in the school, they have decided that you shall experience your first camping trip!" - speaker

"""YEAH!""" - everyone

"just kill me already....I don't want to go....not camping...my gacha...my loli..." - Eisha