Episode 2

(The episode opens with Kage putting on a girl's uniform in front of a mirror)

The woman: Kage, your friend is at the door.

Kage (looking at himself in the mirror): Okay, I'm coming.

(Kage grabs his bag, and heads downstairs)

(The screen shows a woman who has long brown hair, white skin, wearing a pink jacket, blue work dress, and heels named Yakumo in the kitchen, reading a script)

(Kage walks into the kitchen)

Yakumo: Oh, Kage, sweetie you are still dressing like that, you will never get any girls if you are dressed like that.

Kage (with a smirk): Maybe that's the idea.

Yakumo: Whatever I'm just telling you, one day somebody special will fall for you and they may fall for the wrong you, and I would hate you would have to go through that trouble.

Kage: Mom, I'll be fine, I have to go (goes through the door)

Yakumo (smiles): Have a good day

Kage: I will

(The screen shows Avaron outside waiting and Kage comes out)

Kage: Sorry I didn't mean to make you wait

Avaron: That's okay

Kage: But, what are you doing here so early?

Avaron: I had to tell you that we are having a festival, which I am helping with, and I wanted to (gives some paper to Kage) invite you to it

Kage: So, you don't want to invite those new friends?

Avaron: The host club, no way after all we always go to festivals together and besides they would never fit in.

Kage: So, true it took a long time for them to get used to me

Avaron: But, they did, after all you aren't a spoiled rich kid and you are sweet, kind

(Kage starts blushing)

Avaron: What's wrong?

Kage: Nothing, so what kind of festival is it and when is it?

Avaron: It's at the end of the month and it's a cosplay theme

Kage: You mean wearing those outfits that be those conventions, hmmm… maybe I should shop for an outfit for it

(Avaron's eyes twinkle)

Avaron: Let me take you

Kage: Take you?

Avaron (smiles): Shopping of course

Kage: No way!

Avaron: Why not?

Kage: Because you probably going to pick boy outfits for me

Avaron: I won't I promise you can dress as anything because it is a cosplay festival after all

Kage: Fine, I trust you this time

Avaron: Yeah, now I have to go (runs off) have a good time at school

Kage (waves goodbye): Okay

(The screen switches to Ouran Academy)

Tamaki (voice over): Only people with high standard and from filthy rich families can come here to Ouran Academy,the host club is boys with way too much time on their hands,and also entertain girls with way too much time on their hands.

(The screen shows Kage opening the door to the host club)

(The host club dressing as people from the 18-century)

Haruhi: Kage, your back, I didn't think you would actually come

Kage: What made you think that I came back?

Renge (off screen): Of course not

(Renge appears in her signature chair)

Kage: Does she always appear like that?

Haruhi: You get used it

Renge: Kage, you're finally here, I thought you had changed your mind

Tamaki: I see you are still dressed like that

Kage: So, Renge, what exactly do you want me to do?

Renge: (takes Kage's arm) Follow me

(The screen switches to Kage with white lilies in his hair, wearing a pink dress flowers around it)

Kage: Okay, what's the big idea?

Renge: If you are going to be my partner, you have to look the part

Kage: And my hair and dress isn't girly enough

Renge: Of course not, especially not your attitude, see the difference between how I act and you act?

Kage: Fine, I'll bite, how should I act?

Renge: Why the same way how act around that girlfriend of yours

Kage (looking angry): She isn't my girlfriend, she is just a friend

Kage (thought): besides I don't feel that way

Renge: If you say so, anyway, the way you act around your friend is the way you should act around other people

Kage: Fine, and how am I going to test that?

Renge: That's easy

(The screen switches to Kage in the middle of the music room)

Honey: Kage, you want some cake?

Kage: I guess I could try it

Honey: Great

(The screen shows Honey, Mori, and Kage by a table full of sweets)

Honey: Which cake would you like? We got strawberry, chocolate, vanilla

Kage (stars in his eyes): So many

A girl: Oh, look it's Kage

Another girl: Is she eating cake?

A third girl: I thought she was too shy to come to a place like this

(A bunch of girls gather seeing Kage eating Chocolate cake)

Honey: Kage seems to be attracting a lot of attention

Tamaki: This gives me an idea

(Hikaru and Kaoru takes Kage away)

The girls (confused): Kidnapped

Kage: Hey, let go of me

Renge: I just thought of something way more interesting

Kage: Uh, I'm afraid to ask, but what kind of thing?

Kyoya: Why you becoming an attraction here, of course

Kage: Hold it, I am not going to stay here to entertain any of your guest

Tamaki: Oh, I wonder how your friend would feel after you promised you would give us a chance as friends

Hikaru: Guess that there's no helping it

Kaoru: Such a shame

Haruhi: Guys, we shouldn't pressure him

Kage: Fine (heads down) what do you want me to do?

(Kage is on a stage sitting in a throne)

Tamaki: The Host Club would like to present

Renge: Our main attraction, Kage Toshiko, don't let the beauty fool you, this actually a guy

(The girls gather)

A girl: No way!

Another girl: He looks exactly like a doll

A third girl: Better he is a queen

Kyoya: For a small price, you can take a picture with him

(The girls get stars in their eyes)

Kage (thought): This is so embarrassing

(The girls start taking pictures with Kage)

Kyoya: Seems that we are going to make this year way more interesting for the Host club

Haruhi: I feel sorry for Kage

Hikaru: Don't

Kaoru: He got himself in this situation

(Back on the stage)

A girl: So, do you have a crush on any girls?

Kage: Uh no

Another girl: Do you dress as a girl because you hate being a guy?

Kage: No, I don't mind being a guy, I just like dressing up like this

(More people take pictures with Kage)

(The screen switches to Kage with the Host club)

Renge: Now, you will be the main attraction

Haruhi: Will you be okay?

Kage: I should've known the mess I would get into, well at least everybody knows I'm a guy, so nobody will get a crush on me

Honey: Not everybody knows about your reveal

Kyoya: And most things that happen here are confidential

Kage: Wait, does that mean I might run into guys that will ask me out?

Hikaru and Kaoru: Most possibly

Tamaki (holding a rose): But, getting admired should be great

Kage: Of course, the king of the Host Club would say that. Whatever, I'm used to guys thinking I'm a girl.

Mori: So you are fine with that?

Kage (folds his arms): I don't mind it

(Kage walks out of the room)

(the Host Club looks shocked)

Renge (with a smirk): So, he is that kind of guy

(The episode ends)