Acceptance and Preperation

"HELLO THERE, EICHI EIKO! I AM HERE BY PROJECTION!" "Awww fuck!" All might suddenly appears when I tap the holo thing, shouting obnoxiously and making me almost piss myself. 'Is there a volume button to this thing?'

"Eiko? Is something going on?" Auntie says, clearly worried.

"No, auntie! The projection scared me!" I shout back.

"Okay... just let me know if you need some tissues!" What? What does she mean by tha-"It's the UA letter! Wow!"

All Might starts talking about UA hero you need to be blah blah fuckity blah. Just tell me my score damnit! "Alright young Eiko, now to the part you wanted. Score! You passed the exam with 89/100 and scored 36 villan points. Normally this alone would be barely enough to get you into UA. BUT! There is another point system we did not inform you about. Hero points!" A scoreboard shows up, showing my points. Did he ask midnight to see my future? "As you can see, you scored 15 hero points, bringing you up to 51 points! You have passed with flying colors!" That's all I need to hear. After a bit of filler, he finally ends it with "This is you're academia." Looks like Midoriya isn't special after all.

——1 Week Later——

I've made a discovery. Actually it's more like my monkey brain comprehending how versatile my seasoning quirk is. I even wrote a list down.

[1: Can be used to strengthen other people's quirk(Should test on tail guy to see if it also affects mutation quirks. For now marking as a no). This means Bakubros explosion could be fucking massive. Though wouldn't his quirk be a mutation quirk since it makes his sweat glands excrete nitroglycerin. Or does Aizawas quirk stop him from sweating? Never really read deep into the lore so what can I say?

2: Very combustible when rubbed together. This plays very nicely into my Fire Bender quirk, and the fact that I can spray it infinitely makes this really good.

3: When used with physics manipulation, I can also use it offensively, mainly due to it being extremely light. It only activates with my command so I don't have to worry about strengthening the enemy. I'm Gaara bitches!]

I never thought my seasoning would be this versatile. This will help me with future plans.. just kidding! At this point I'm just winging it. I have absolutely no plans besides becoming a hero. I'll just go looking for some thugs.

I grab a hoodie and some baggy pants, as well as a mask. This was actually my 'Halloween' mask from last year. Gotta celebrate somehow. After I got all of my 'disguise' on, I quickly checked the mirror. 'I look like a fucking rainbow'

"Mom, I'm heading out!" I shout

"Alright, honey. Be back in an hour, dinner will be ready!" She shouts back, to which I voice out agreement.

'Mask: Check.'

'Jacket: Check.'

'Disguise: Check'

'Ass Kicking Attitude: Check?'

I leap out of my window, doing a slow back flip. The window was about two stories up, so it was a pretty tall drop. I saw this move in a movie.

My legs hit the top of my window, I squeak in pain, falling to the pavement ground. Anticlimactic isn't it?

I manage to get myself out of my stupor right before I hit the ground, narrowly dodging the ground with teleportation. 'Wow, that was stupid. Why would I do that? I don't even know acrobatics.' I start teleporting around the city, looking for criminals.

A while later, while jumping from roof to roof, I hear a ding. 'Haven't got that in a long time'

/Creating World..../

"What?" I said, still flying through the air. 'System, what do you mean by creating world?'

/Generation Complete... Transportation Commencing/

—-Random Bystanders POV—-

"Ouuggh, my back hurts."

Hello, my name is Alberto Kronk, I am a 32 year old office worker with Dark brown hair, Large build, Tanned Hispanic skin and a deep and almost nasally voice. I am currently in back pain because I just got done hauling some documents to Jared. He's our in-work IT worker. Even with a large build, holding a bunch of files reaching almost my height is no easy task.

"Hey Kronk, have you got what you want to make for the Buffet Party tommorow? I can't believe Kuzko is retiring. Without him we wouldn't have even been here, let alone replace that evil witch of a boss. Time passes doesn't it?"

"It sure does doesn't it? I can't really believe either. Without him I wouldn't even be living on the streets, I'd be dead. He was kind of an a-hole at first, but he manned up and helped us. As for food... oh yeah, it's all coming together. Yeah I got some salad prepared with some seasoning and krutons. Think I might ask the other guys what they want me to make. I'm the best cook after all." I answer pompously.

Unfortunately though, our conversation is cut short when a shadow passes our room. I walk to the windows to see what that was. I look to the left to see a teenager? What? A few seconds later he disappears, only adding to my confusion.

"What was that?"

——Back To Our Scheduled MC!——

"What the fuck?!" A giant grassy field just appears in front of me. There are some hills in the distance among some trees that sparsely populate them.

In the distance, I see a giant castle contrasting with the rest of the environment around me. "Yeah what the fuck is happening"

/You have met the requirements to be sent to a dungeon/