A Night on the Town

Disclaimer: Hello this is me the author Dapper, if you didn't know, just thought I'd let you guys know I do not own Attack on Titan or any of it's characters. If I did I would have a lot more to get by with, and it probably would have had some very good fan service. And, I just realized something in the military of the Walls. With all of the high risk death rates by being eaten by titans, do you think the families get some kind of payment due to losing family members to giant naked people with no genitals. I'm just saying, cause if like my brother got eaten as a snack by some giant naked dude, I'd like some compensation for his efforts. I mean what a way to go, is it even honorable to die like that? They would probably get paid a whole lot if the deceased did good work before they got chomped on, assuming they had any recognizable remains left I guess. Well just putting it out there, anyway you know the drill, see ya guys later.

P.S. What is your guy's favorite Titan power out of the nine? I'm honestly curious, and the freaking Founding Titan does not count at all! That thing can get way too OP real fast for anyone who is able to use that power! The favorite for me has to be the Warhammer Titan, creating weapons and projectiles, and that literal warhammer to swing around while being giant, yea that's me in a nutshell. Kay, bye!

Talking "So, are you going to eat that or not?"

Thinking 'Oh my god! Kill me now!'

System A.I. [Good morning Master. I hope you had a peaceful sleep.]

Hey there, the name's Finn Brandt, though most just call me Finn or Finny if we're good, call me Fish or the like and we got a issue. And I'm just a normal college guy, which is what I wish I could say but sadly no, not any more. I am about six feet tall, dark blue eyes, short messy blond hair stuck between spikey and curly, having a runner's build with a tan to go with it, and rather large hands and a brace like braclet on my right forearm that looks like plated armor. Also, being a otaku [1] and proud of it. I like all of the classics as any other lover of the finer arts, such as Naruto, Dragon Ball, and One Piece. But, one of my most favorite and gory of them all would have to be Attack on Titan.

Just think about it, a world where supposedly 'all' of mankind is forced to live behind three gigantic walls, about fifty or so meters high, for protection. The reasoning is that giant human like beasts came forth one day eating many people leading towards humanity's almost extinction. Titans, they are strong, so numerous that they are uncountable, and always eating without remorse. They are just so creepy, disgusting, and cool that I just can't get over them! And that harness ODM Gear that allows people to go anywhere like flying given points that can be hooked is absolutely wicked!

That's not even the very best part about it! In that world there are these nine insane abilities that allow people to temporally transfotm and become titans. Some abilities are where you could make armor, create weapons out of titan flesh, even regenerate at high speeds with steam coming out of the wound. Those nine are called Titan Shifters they turn into the strongest of all the titans named the Beast, Colossal, Armored, Warhammer, Female, Jaws, Cart, Founding, and Attack or Rogue Titan. The bad thing is that you must eat the previous user's spinal fluid or them in order to get their ability. Someone is going to get anyway, plus if a shifter passes their spinal fluid they can create and control titans spawned from it And, ha, that you die 13 years after activating your powers due to a bloodline curse, so there's that, still cool though.

But, it is still cool no matter how you look at it, well to me it is, some others may disagree due to gore and such. I wonder how their world for them is like, I imagine not well with fear of death by pseudo-cannibalism [2] [3]. I mean we look at it from a fake perspective since it is a fictional product. Here's the kicker though, to us they are fake, only created for the sake of our own entertainment. To them we are fake, and do not exist in any form.

Well, talk of the metaphysical [4] state of being can be discussed later cause it's Friday! Finally I can kick back relax and do whatever that I please! Ding Ding. "Who's texting me?" 'Fish we havin a party @ da clubhouse com ovr bra' "Oh come on you ass!"

The guy that just pissed me off is this joke named Bobbie, I wouldn't call him a friend cause I can't even trust him with handling a sandwich. No, I mean seriously, how did he even get mustard on the ceiling we had none whatsoever is anyone's guess. "Well, I was having a nice day." Beep Beep. 'ps ms hottie is comin and da whole cheerleader squad bruh lol' Now that has to be the most interesting the donkey has ever said.

Sorry for not telling ya, but Ms. Hottie that the prick just referred to is Ashley Oklin, who just happens to be the prettiest girl on campus. She's turned a lot of the guy's here heads, and a couple of the girl's as well, I wouldn't mind as well relatively speaking. 'Ah, what the hell I've got nothing better to do, 'sides I'm young gotta have some fun.' Right now I'm in my apartment, and I know what your thinking 'why are you paying rent while going to college?' Long story short, I basically got one heck of an inheritance from some obscure relative, I think it was my mother's half great uncle, so I'm just going to school because of absolute boredom.

I look towards the wall at the clock and it is roughly about seven-thirty at night. I still have enough time to 'get my groove on' and be up for work. Like I said absolute boredom, nothing fancy just working out of a icecream parlor. So, I grab my jacket and saunder my way out the door, while grabbing my special phone. The reason my phone is special is that it is solar powered with the option of electrical charging. And get this, the best part is that it works anywhere no cell service signal needed at all, so 'jackpot!'

Walking out of the apartment building I go to the padlock that has my bike. No it ain't some fancy name brand motorcycle, it's just a simple faded blue BMX, but it has been with me for a few years and is reliable. Snapping the lock and chain off I put on my airpods selecting a good song, hop on and pedal myself away to the music. This is what I enjoy, just riding my bike through town, listening to music without a care in the world. Music is just one of the few things I enjoy, I like the simple stuff music like cooking, gardening, working out, and reading for example. For some odd reason I despise television with a fury, yet love YouTube to death, I wonder why?

I'm almost at the college grounds when I suddenly hear a car skidding recklessly and the sound of blaring music. I look behind me and spot a black SUV [5] swerving all over the road, the guy's probably drunk or high as a kite at this point. I have to say this right now, and I think we all know it and can agree with it,"People are stupid." I mean seriously no one should be allowed even near a vehicle if they are messed up like that. "Typical, and the most responsible person of the year award goes hands down to no one."

Just then the SUV starts shaking more out of control then it was already, it then speeds up right next in an instant. Realization hits me, "Oh shi-" before I could finish they slam into me sending me flying off of my bike. As I am flying through the air I swear that I can hear someone laughing their ass off, as if this is all a fun game of charades for them. I then get a good look at their license plate number, 'JU5 2 FK U', 'This guy better had get what's coming to 'em.' Those were my last thoughts as I was sent sailing through a window of a entertainment store.

Glass shatters as I land bleeding out on the carpeted floor of the store, I have crushed bones glass shards in my back and can't breathe very well, probably from my asthma with all of this going on. I know that I'm not going to walk away from this, my injuries are far too many and from what I can feel are very extensive. Feeling my blood run down my hand I roll over and start to write what I know about my killer, 'SUV # JU5 2 FK U.' Knowing that someone will get that bastard puts me at ease somewhat, there's one less bad guy on the streets and more won't suffer like me because of him. I sigh and start to wonder how it all came down to my end right here in a dumb store.

I mean I'm an okay guy right, I didn't really mess with anyone, got in fights or in trouble really, well except for an odd prank or two. And I just thought of a good one from a game that I played a long time ago, a whoopie cushion handshake. Ah man, that would've made a great and funny first impression with whoever I used it on. Just their look of embarrassment and trying to deny it, "Pfffft, hahaha, classic!" Damn, if there is one regret I have it is not being able to do that to someone.

My eyes start to wander all over the place, checking out everything in the store, what I've got nothing better to do 'sides waiting for my end. I really should've known this place was here and visited this place before, it has all of my favorite stuff, even things that I only could dream about. The stuff in here was of every otaku's wetdream, cards, action figures, posters videogames, manga, all of some culture or another, if I wasn't dying I would've swore this was my very own heaven. I am so shocked and overjoyed about this, yet at the same time I am very depressed and saddened since I won't be able to enjoy them at all. My gaze then lingers on a poster of peculiar banner, I recognize it and a smile forms on my bloody face.

It is a poster of a white and blue set of wings overlapping each other over an grey shield split into four squares, they are called the "Wings of Freedom" from Attack on Titan. In that world behind the walls are three different regiments tasked with certain duties in protection of the civilians inside of them. The first is the Garrison Regiment, they maintain the walls keeping titans outside and are the first ones to act if any get inside. Their symbol that they wear on their uniforms is a pair of roses for wall rose that cover a grey shield divided into four sections. Many chose to go to this since it is practically the middle ground between the other two regiments.

The second would be the Military Police Regiment, they are tasked with taking care of the populace inside the walls and most importantly guarding the royal family. Though, they are the most corrupt due to resources and higher standing, most do not ever fight titans which is just ruining their skill, since the only way to be able to join is to be ranked top ten in training. Their symbol is a green skinned unicorn with a silver colored mane over a grey shield in four sections. The last regiment is the Scout Regiment who have the "Wings of Freedom", being the main force in charge of exploration and reclaiming land beyond the walls. However, because of this the death rates are very high from encountering titans much more frequently, leaving them the least popular choice but the most skilled in comparison to the others.

It was a nice coincidence to be able to see a reminder of one of my favorite things before I enter the dreamless sleep. An odd comfort that was most definitely not unwelcome to me, so I close my eyes trying to save my energy. I then feel my armor bracer piece start to warm up on my arm, I look and see it glowing softly as if it was charging up or something. It starts to get brighter and my mind is getting to feel heavy, and I feel a tug on if as if it was connected by a rope to something and slowly being pulled. My heart begins to speed up, I feel like it's going to break out of me kind of like a chestburster [6] in that one movie.

I then hear the sirens of many police cruisers getting closer to where I am, "If only they were here earlier, what were they on a doughnut break." The screeching of wheels on pavement stop only to be overwhelmed by the sounds of running boots in their stead. The door of the store comes flying open almost breaking with three male officers coming inside one tall African American and two caucasians one being heavyset the other shorter and lanky, the heavyset guy stays by the door to radio in what happened while the other two come to try and help me. The lanky one starts to try and sit me up while the other trys to talk to me, "Sir, my name is Officer Davis next to me is Officer Kevins do you know who did this to you?!" I stare weakly at him then move my arm to point at what I wrote before, Davis looks over it and nods in confirmation.

"That you sir, we will make sure to find whoever has done to you." I smile gratefully at him and then collapse from from exhaustion, I know I shouldn't but I really want to sleep. "Shit, he's lost a lot of blood we need a bus now!" "Damnit, this is Officer Davis calling central where is that bus, we have a critically injured civilian here!" "This is central, bus has left and is en route towards yours location, E.T.A. [7] ten minutes."

The heavyset man then swears and starts running out to his cruiser saying, "Well I finally get to use it, didn't think it be like this." Kevins' then calls out to the portly man while applying pressure on me, "Staunes, what are you doing we need some help over hear!" He calls over his shoulder, "I have a med kit in my cruiser I'll be right back!" "Well then hurry the hell up he's already lost to much!" "When you're my age you'd be lucky enough to get up a flight of steps!"

Staunes runs back in out of breath and sweating a river carrying what looks to be a dark gree metal box with a red cross symbol on it. Kneeling down next to me he throws open the lid and takes out various salves and medicines, and what looks like a syringe with a tube and two needles. "Alright does who has type O blood cause mine is type B?" Davis looks at him strangely and questions, "Yeah I have O positive what are you doing?" He chuckles and replies, "I've had medical training before and while on the force, we need to give him an infusion and quick before he bleeds out."

Davis looks like he understands before rolling up his right sleeve, "Alright make it quick!" Staunes smiles then take a serious face and hand Kevins some salves, "His back is covered in glass I need you to pull out all of the shards and rub the salve into the cuts to heal and stop the bleeding." Kevin's looks speechless before quickly grabbing them and getting to work. Staunes grab one end with an needle poking Davis a bit before inserting it in a vein, and doing the same for me. He starts pumping a small nozzle on the side trying to coax some blood out of Davis so it flows into me.

Blood is finally flowing and now is coming into me, it is as if I can feel it, but all I feel is a metallic taste in my mouth. Then everything goes black for me I can't see one bit at the very least and my chest is burning at this point. "Crap he can't breathe, Davis keep pumping I'm gonna have to inabate to take over his breathing for him!" I start to feel hands pressing down on my chest over and over and someone blowing air in my mouth, "Good thing I can't see anything," I think to myself. I am starting to be unable to think much anymore, I'm filled with dread, fear and strangely curiosity of about what's coming.

I can feel myself start to drift off, somewhat following that tug on me that I still feel a connection to, and all of a sudden I am weightless. It feels strange, like nothing matters anymore, no need for rest, no annoying jerks, just utter peace, it is strange however. My vision was consumed with darkness and was now filling up with a bright white light that overtook everything. I can start to feel myself again, like I was being put together, but I also felt something else, something comforting, ah content. My surroundings now look like a blank room, nothing ever done too, so white and pristine, am I being judged.

A heavenly female voice then rings out to me, [Host selected]. 'Wait what?' [Processing last life stats....error can not confirm Host Readings.] 'Life stats?' [Due to system error host will be given a free system A.I. to help in his next chosen life, as well as access to an additional perk to be selected for use.] 'Is this for real?'

[Welcome Host to the Avalon Life Mattix. Seeing as you have come in contact with one of the Avalon relics you have been given the "New Life" system to experience new lifes through the use of the relic. With endless possible realities to explore what more would you ever need?] "Is this true, this isn't some hallucination?!"

[Affirmative.]

Author's Note: Hey thank you all for reading this chapter! I haven't given up on the Harry Potter and Monster High crossover, just taking a break. And I wanted to just try this, no has to like it, I'm not asking you to. Just keep an open mind while reading this okay? Cause the next part is going to get really technically, with the whole transitioning into a new world deal. So, I'm pretty sure that my brain is gonna be ether mush or completely liquified after that. Just bare with me people, cause keep in mine that I am doing this for fun okay. Whew, I'm glad now that's out of my system, thank you! Anyway, ciao!

[1] A person that is very enthusiastic or obsessed with parts of popular culture. Usually leaving their social skills to worsen or underdevelop.

[2] Not true, false, or fake.

[3] The action of one consuming another of their same species.

[4] Transcending the physical parts of law and nature.

[5] Type of car vehicle that has features of on-road and off-road capability for passengers.

[6] An parasitic alien embryo that has been implanted in a host and has fully developed. Having to eat and 'burst' it's way out of the host chest cavity as a way of escape.

[7] E.T.A. -estimated time of arrival, how long until something will arrive or land.