Chapter 6: Nick Fury’s bad day and A talk with Tony

It is a law of the omniverse that whenever things start being good for a while, they would immediately turn into the worst day of his life. Like a cafe doing great, then suddenly they are in debt from a loan. A healthy man had a bigger chance to get sick at every passing day. A dormant volcano had a progressively higher chance of awakening the more time it slept.

Fury's day had followed this law to the dot. It began almost perfectly, with a cup of excellent brewed latte and promising updates from SHIELD's several projects. Project Insight was progressing well, they made a breakthrough on what he liked to call the "Helicarrier" , SHIELD's operations were like a well-oiled machine that was functioning perfectly.

Of course the damn universe couldn't exactly have that, Fury swore that he feels like he is being trolled. First he finds that Howard's brat has been kidnapped and now he miraculously got rescued, with almost 150 men missing their bodies. Only one man's head was left and the site looked nothing of what he was expecting. He expected to see some Five nights of Freddys with a whole lot of gore . Instead he sees nothing, now most people would be happy but not him. 150 men missing with 1 man's severed head found and he looked like he saw the scariest horror movie ever; without a single drop of blood. No, that meant that someone has the power and resources to transport 150 men, with out anyone knowing, with out SHIELD knowing.

He sent Coulson to track anything, but instead he reports after a full 3 nights investigation that they couldn't find anything. Not even a drop of blood, all they could find was a broken bottle of FRICKING beer. That only pissed Fury off further.

Suddenly there is a knock on the door " Sir, we have received some disturbing info regarding Tony stark's kidnapping" said an agent

" You need an invitation, tell me already" grumbled, Fury.

" N-No sir, we found a large amount of rubble surrounding the area and when we went towards it, we started floating up." replied, the agent in hesitation.

" Agent, are you drunk, your telling me that, You floated up in a damn desert." Said, Fury looked at the agent in disbelief

" I know this is very hard to believe sir, but when we scanned the area, it was lacking a disturbingly amount lack of, w-well about everything. There was very few oxygen and it was getting darker and darker as we went closer. When we reached the center, we were all floating a few feet up the ground, and when we went in certain directions, gravity actually felt harder on us. The area soon went to normal, and the lacking molecules were filled quickly by the surrounding molecules. Our Top scientists were wrecking their brains on it because the only thing that can cause this if, well a black hole formed there. But that is impossible because if a black hole really formed there, the solar system would have been swallowed in less time than we could blink." Said, the agent a little frustrated

"So your telling me that we don't know what happened there and our scientists that are supposed to be at the top are saying it's a black hole. This agency is supposed to protect the earth and be the best at what we do and now your telling me that someone out there was able to transport 150 men that we don't know are dead or alive, and they have the technology to create a supposed black hole." Whispered, Fury with his eyes narrowing dangerously.

Fury was feeling Down-right murderous, some one will pay, screamed Fury cursing the one who caused this.

Meanwhile

our Mc was relaxing and suddenly he sneezed.

" Achoo, who the hell is talking about me, must be how handsome I am" Ethan said picking up Tony's narcissism habits slightly.

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Sorry about the short chapter again guys, this is just a joke chapter that I wanted to do really badly. So the next update will be on Thursday and Marvelous Devourer will be tomorrow