Chapter 61 - Sirius’s Trouble

Nearly two months have passed since he was caught by his godson. For Sirius Black this has been the most fun he had in the past decade. Even if he felt that his godson was hiding from him, he didn't mind.

Now since Christmas was around the corner, he was stumped on what he should buy his godson. At first his options were fairly limited to begin with, so he thought about mail ordering the latest broom, the Firebolt. Yet, Harry shook his head asking him not too.

'What should I buy him?' Sirius thought hard as he watched Professor Vector sneaking her way up to the boys' dorm.

When he first caught her, he was shocked at the Gryffindor head of house actions. While there were no real rules to stop her as the boys she targeted were seventeen. It was highly unethical and wrong as he could only shake his head for the time being.

'It's wrong on so many levels. I wonder if I should talk with Dumbledore.' Sirius thought, but wondered if the man already knew.

While Sirius debated, he decided to just let it past. As long as Harry was fine, he didn't really care about the other boys. It wasn't like they were in danger or some life threatening situation.

Speaking of Harry, Sirius has been observing the boy for the last few months and a few things struck him as odd. In the beginning he quickly learned that Harry only slept a few hours each night. Which worried him greatly, but once learning that he was fully rested. Sirius let it slide as his godson was healthy.

The next weird thing he learned was, Harry is hugely popular among the female students. Especially the older students and at first thought it was because of his fame. It turned out to be wrong as he fairly quickly discovered the cause with his nose.

Torn between congratulating his godson for landing more girls than his father and himself combined or lecturing him. Sirius was just glad they were all safe and no grandson or daughter would be arriving in the world anytime soon. Harry and the girls were fairly young after all.

What was probably more shocking was when he learned that Harry wasn't dating just one or two girls but four girls. There was even mention that a few more might be joining him in the future as he yet to snag them fully. However, that couldn't compare to all his friends with benefits as Sirius found himself lost.

When he asked his godson why he doesn't date a few more. Harry just told him, he had his reasons and some of the girls were actually dating some other guys. Once Sirius learned that part he was fairly mad, before Harry explained that it was only a couple of them and they were swingers.

"Yeah, it was weird when the boyfriend came along to give permission and explained." Sirius recalled Harry's story. "While I could handle some of my girls having a couple female mistresses. A male was out of the question as I would probably descend into a furious rage until I tore him to shreds."

What neither of them really knew as most didn't research incubus much. Most incubus didn't like other males or even other incubi at times. Hence, both thought Harry was just the more extreme jealous type when males are involved.

'This doesn't really help me on what I should get him.' the escaped convict thought.

'Should I get him some of the rarer tomes of magic? He seems to like researching magic.'

Once more debating with himself on if he should give his godson some books. Sirius didn't think it was a good idea as most books were darker in nature. While he trusted his godson, he didn't think it was smart to give them while he was in Hogwarts.

'Should I just send him some toys?' Sirius thought and wasn't thinking children toys either.

He knows at least Harry would get a fair amount of use out of them, but does he even need them? Most of the girls leave smiling like hyenas or in a day dream.

'Maybe, I should take him to the hidden mansion.' Sirius thought and liked that idea. 'Only, I get a feeling that something unexpected will happen there.'

In the end though Sirius decided to take Harry to the hidden mansion. First, his godson was asking about it and he was curious about what the feeling was. It wasn't a bad feeling but just unexpected.

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During the winter break, Harry who was moping around as Fleur's family went on vacation. So he was bummed out he couldn't visit her and could only mirror her like always. Sitting in the common room as it was early morning the day before Christmas. He rubbed Sirius black fur as he laughed at the pink collar.

It was Daphne and Fleur's gift to the wanted man as well as their small prank to him. The man wore it in pride as it was a gift from his godson girlfriends.

Waking up, Sirius looked around before transforming back into his human form.

"Harry, do you still want to go to that secret mansion?"

Harry instantly brightened up. "Yes."

"Great, lets go. I already cleared it with Dumbledore."

As both transformed into their canine forms to sneak out. They were soon racing down the halls and out of the castle. Once outside the wards, they transformed back and Harry grabbed Sirius' arm. Due to not knowing where they were going, he couldn't apparition himself there.

Upon arriving inside a small forest, Harry looked towards the hidden mansion in front of him. It looked fairly familiar before he slapped his forehead as he recognized it. He has been here once before as an Auror in his past life.

"This is the playwizard mansion, Sirius." Harry whispered. "I love it, but you do know we are caught right."

Before Sirius had a chance to question what Harry was talking about. He found themselves surrounded by a group of women in thin worn pajamas. Letting out a small whistle, Sirius soon found out the problem.

"Harry, I think I messed up."

"Yeah, but I am not complaining." Harry replied as he sent some winks.

Twenty minutes later, Sirius found himself locked in a room alone. On the other side however, he heard moans and giggling as Harry had a blast inside the mansion with all the models.

'Dumbledore, you're not the greatest wizard anymore. Sorry but it belongs to my godson now.'