A Man Without Hair

"Call me master Anjelo please, I have a word with him." After thinking through about it Sultan Orhan finally opened up his mind deciding to expose himself in a fluent Thracian Greek tone. "I am the one and only Sultan of the Ottomans, Sultan Orhan… Please guide me to…"

"Huh? Ha ha ha you call yourself a Sultan? Sultan Orhan?" The prison guard did not give much of a thought and laughed until he almost choked. "you say that you are the Sultan? Let me tell you what, if you are the sultan, then I shall be Julius Caesar! Why you want to role play with me?" 

"Please!" Sultan Orhan pleaded. "I am really Sultan Orhan!"