Pakura

It's been a month since my return to the village and much has changed. Just like canon tsunade had become hokage with shizune as her aide however she made hiruzen be a consultant meaning he didn't escape his paper work. When I reported for teaching to her office I couldn't help but ask "why aren't you using multi shadow clones, it'd be done in a few minutes". The two kage turned to look at me and screamed in unison "DDdDDaAAAMMmnnNnN IiIiItTttTt!!!!!"

Then they instantly cleared the mountain off paper work and tsunade thanked me with tears in her eyes while hiruzen cursed the world. "Thirty years I held this position and not one person could defeat my enemy yet toriko does it in a minute". His billy goat beard looked like it was about to fall off.

The ceiling was also vibrating due to the hidden anbu stifling their laughter. Hiruzen didn't like that so he smoked the place. After that I moved up to harder chakra control sizes.

The two mains ones being hot spring walking and waterfall walking so I made thirty clones and had them start training while I started a new training regime crafted by shizune. It worked me to the bone.

My usual run around the village has changed to a contraption like a treadmill where I have to run up incredibly sloped hills with no chakra for hours. Then I have to endure a super heated bath. Later I start with an ice bath followed by a two hour swim,

But not in water no it had to be in katsuyu slime while only doing the butterfly.

I can do it but then there is the passive training *sigh*. my diet has been altered to be poisonous as in iwa and Suna they do something similar though my biology adapts to the poison so shizune sensei tests poisons on me. A discovery was made that I store poison but it is one I naturally produce based on my exposure to them. I can produce up to 15 litres so shizune and katsuyu have been catching poisonous summons and synthesised new poisons from them and used on me.

The diarrhoea was not welcome, I now understand why Magellan needed a toilet thrown. My bedroom was also altered as when I'm not training inside I'm too stay in my room where I'm to get used to low amounts of air like being at high altitudes. It's too develop my lungs to fight for longer while holding my breath.

The only rest was sleep but I had to do it bisky style with the rock n rope. Fortunately I already mastered that while training myself with hunting. Lastly I spar with tsunade, she likes to blow off steam from the paperwork migraines I've introduced her too. When the civilian council discovered that the two kage could handle a bigger workload they let it rip with every little inconvenience.

Today however I'm exempt from my training as I'm to take on a new mission. Guard the rescued pakura of the scorch release. The jounin team recovered her and many other kekkei clans which has led to talks between Suna to retrieve her, mei terumi off the rebels to offer safety, danzo to make them root and tsunade to let them decide.

None of them wanted danzo to be involved so he was shooed away. After tsunade was instated he made less frequent appearances. Mei made a lot of progress with recruiting by offering protection and revenge against yagura who is still alive. Time line changes.

Suna however is not so lucky, pakura has developed a steep hatred for most villages so has decided to remain here for the time being. This is perfect for me but everyone else not so much. The only people she speaks to are anko, Kurenai, yūgao and my team.

Oh I forgot that Hinata was also promoted due to her improvements and a bit of persuading from the hyuga and inuzuka clans. Hana and her got a lot closer so they visit each other frequently. Hinata brings food which earns the inuzuka'S affection. Anyway so I'm to head to a senju compound building to guard and speak with pakura. She's not exactly open to males as of now so I'm the guinea pig.

I'm being led in by anko my old dango buddy who is glad to be let of duty. She's betrayed me by not bringing me back my share and I made her painfully aware with it as I showed off the new pineapple flavour. Her eyes turned slick like a snake while I began growling. We both have mildly swayed sannika so we are more territories to each other.

You may be wondering why anko is so close to pakura well it's due to the fact anko was cured because of her. During the raid pakura showed them Orochimaru's passwords that she memorised allowing for them access the curse mark information of the prototype. That being her, using this data jiraiya has deciphered how to remove it thus he did. He is currently working on sasuke's version however it is leagues different due to the research being greatly improved.

So as thanks anko bonded with her which led to my sister and yūgao doing the same. As I was led in we made shot greetings to each other and sat on the sofa in awkward silence. She chose to ignore my genitalia's existence while I tried to hide my happiness about breathing normal air for the first time in a month.

Tsunade is a demon and shizune is a witch in my mind now. They also amped up the training when they discovered I'm shit at fuinjutsu, like I'm rock lee ninjitsu bad at it. As I sat there thinking over it I sighed which gained pakura's attention. "Wanna go shopping?" I asked her.

"I'm in no need for clothing or food" "what makes you think it's for you, I want some new threads. I'm hitting a growth spurt" I said showing that the bottom of my pants is not covering much of my tendon due to leg growth. She simply raised an eyebrow hiding her amusement at my antics and said fine.

So three hours later I'm twirling in front of her showing off a red yukata with a blue haori mimicking tsunade's style of dress. "So whatcha think pac chan? Suit me". She closed her eyes in a long blink "it's horrendous" "I'll take it" I announced.

So after storing the fourteenth bag of clothing in some storage scrolls that tsunade gifted me to shut me up about food. I start describing my meals when I'm annoyed at her which makes her hungry and ruins her diet so she gets pissed as shizune commented that my diet might ruin her figure.

"Is this what a man feels when he takes a woman shopping. I believe I understand now why they call it purgatory". I chuckled at her morbid jokes. "That's what you get for not agreeing to pick stuff out the first time. But don't worry now is the fun part".

After that it was a crazy food tour that shocked the Suna woman to the core. I described my food innovations to her and showed how developed our economy is becoming over it. She spoke of how impoverished Suna is and I told her she has a whole bath house and women's ward named after her.

Then I asked her what her favourite food is. She's from a dessert biome so her food choices were limited so she described that she liked goat meat, tea and coconut. I grinned happily and took her to try some of my dishes I made regarding those ingredients.

She tasted the villages finest chevon pepper soup and goat ragu with red wine. To drink she wanted either tea or beer as Suna isn't big on beer culture. So I made her some Long Island iced tea and boozy peach iced tea. We got hammered and she began to giggle like a school girl at my antics.

It was nice seeing this green haired Madonna smile. She then told me about some hilarious stories about rahasa falling in quick sand which led to her getting depressed. I made the decision to break out the big guns. I took her back to her place and sent a clown to gather ingredients from my personal stash.

I entered the kitchen and fetched two bowls and made the dish that my grandmother in my previous life adored. She loved coconut as well so I made this a part of the menu in my café. When I recreated it it increased my sense of taste and my chakra a little when I was younger.

The dish is a buttery coconut and lemon bar with a scoop of soft served coconut ice cream covered with a few dollops of caramel and rum whip cream. I called it the coconut cabal and she loved it. Pakura dug into it like a hungry wolf after one spoonful of the sugary goodness.

I know from experience that a way to a woman's heart is often paved with jewellery and desserts. After making a third bowl for the both of us we began making are talks again. We discussed scorch release and it's applications which made me shocked as one of them was a toriko ability I need to reach the next level.

If I can master this I can become sannin level of higher with ease. I've already learned shivering and phytoncide and have begun developing gourmet world levels of resistance to cold, heat, altitude and soon gravity once tsunade can find them in her grannies closet. Care to guess what pakura can teach me. She stated that I'm compatible with scorch style and she would be delighted to teach me as it was always a pass time of hers to nurture young ones back in Suna when she wasn't busy. I made a quick quip about how she's young too which earned a blush on her face. The alcohol in our system could take down an elephant.

As we continued our banter we were stopped by an ahem from behind us. I turned and saw my sister, anko and yūgao glaring at the bowl like their demanding an explanation. Time to use my new technique developed by tsunade over years off war and running from debt collectors.

"NIGERU—- I mean medic body flicker jutsu" I shouted before bolting our the opened window with a green haze covering my body as I reached speeds faster than the naked eye. It didn't help that two anbu were chasing me straight after. My joe star secret technique will not fail me.

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