Operation turtle soup

So tayuya was confirmed to be an uzumaki, when she awoke she was rather livid towards everyone around her. It was when the hero appeared, me. I asked her about her child hood which was met with more insults but when I asked her to humour me she told me she remembers a place being burned to the ground with people who looked like her.

I then explained that this was uzushiogakure, what that place was and where it was located. She looked interested and seemed to understand that I thought that she was an uzumaki. She called me out on it saying I was lying. I then pointed out the facts that in Mito uzmumaki's it was documented how branch members has kekkei genkai which was unique summoning, blood healing, chains, flute skills and many more.

It was then she realised I might be telling the truth. I then said a description of uzumaki women like how they have crimson hair, care deeply for those close to them, get extremely angry and defensive and have a ramen addiction. She asked me what was ramen so I brought her a bowl of ichiraku ramen I had stored away.

After tasting it she devoured it and asked for more. After that she realised she just became an uzumaki. The blood work came in and said she had the similar blood to the three uzumaki in the village. (Tsunade is technically an uzumaki) when she asked what her origins matter I explained about what happened to uzugakure and who caused it.

When she learned that Orochimaru and danzo we're behind it she was a human volcano. She started telling me about her life in the sound village, how men are slaves to Orochimaru and women are Guineas pigs. How she always wanted a family. I told her she could find that here and introduced her to sensei and Karin.

I would have introduced her to naruto but he as well as Hana, Neji and choji are hospitalised. Shikamaru was having a breakdown which his father will resolve so I chose to give him space. Back to tayuya after a few hours of talk with her new "sisters" she has decided to cooperate with several matters. Like recruiting all the females from the sound village, giving all info about the clans and most importantly all info she has on Orochimaru.

Village layout, base locations, connections, which jutsu he has, who are his allies which identified the Akatsuki and danzo. Tsuande has been forming a case against him to take him out after I have been subtlety nudging her towards his crimes. Hiruzen confirmed a few of them when she intero ahem asked him.

Tayuya has also been staring at me an awful lot with Karin accompanying her. I thought she was sad so I brought her more ramen and a flute so she could play. She said it was her hobby so I sat and listened to her songs and complimented her. This made her act all tsundere which was adorable.

After that I visited hana and gave her some head pats, ear scratches and some food. Chicken fried steak cooked by me is worth the weight in gold. Choji can testify this as he fought some of the nurses to get to the room to sample it. Hinata has chosen to stay with Hana as well as make friends with Karin and Tayuya. Pakura has

Accompanied her along with Kurenai and her friends as they have a soft spot for uzumaki women after being raised by kushina when they were younger.

When they get drunk in the house they tell stories about her that are hilarious. I honestly wish I could meet her but alas it's not possible in this timeline. The next few days were more training which are mainly tsunade and shizune sensei's medical body training. Stronger viscera and more poison immunity along with bone strengthening and muscle breaking exercises so they heal twice as strong.

After a few days of this Naruto left on a training trip with jiraiya as approved by Tsunade while Sakura began training under her. She needed more attention than the rest of us so we began training in other areas. While Naruto and Sasuke are away she has been assigned with Karin and tayuya who are with tsunade and shizune most of the time.

Those two continued their uzumaki training while inviting us out for ramen daily. Tsunade sensei always buys so I don't refuse. She charges the bill to the civilian council and the elder council anonymously as she hates them. Teuchi was happy to comply although he gives me a strong glare when I chat with ayame some times. I think he may have tried to poison me once and called it spice experimentation. This guy makes me laugh.

After a while though something interesting happened. Word came from Mei terumi to Tsunade about her rebellion requesting assistance in tracking down yagura to finish him off. I couldn't be happier as operation turtle soup might be green lit. In this timeline yagura hasn't had the genjutsu broken yet so he's still acting like a crazy dictator which means I can get three tails meat.

Tsunade has elected to send her tracking experts who are not on mission. Those being some random Hyuga jounin, tsume inuzuka, Kakashi Hatake and me. My tracking skills are well known to her and she could tell I wanted this mission. She almost had a heart attack when I said I wanted to eat tailed beasts one night when we were training.

She wanted to forbid it but when she saw that Naruto behaved when I was nearby like he was preparing to defend from a predator she realised that the bijuu could sense my intentions towards them. Jiraiya and Kurenai laughed so hard when they heard it. "Only a crazy bastard like you would try to eat a tailed beast" was what he said before my sister clocked him one.

She wanted to argue that it was suicide before I explained that I thought about how to cook them, how good summons taste with a little nature energy so a being composed of it would be god food as well as the fact that they resurrect meaning we can keep eating them. She immediately volunteered for the mission but was rejected.

When she was in a depressed state I whispered in her ear "don't worry operation turtle soup is a go".