Eleven

Oliver:

You should sit with me at lunch...my friends want to meet you

Perry:

Why lol

Oliver:

Cause we're friends...and because I thought you'd want to sit with actual people from now on 😁

Perry:

What's that supposed to mean?

Oliver:

You sit alone, and it looks pretty lonely 🤷🏻‍♂️

Perry:

I'm never alone...my friend Greta sits with me 😧

Oliver:

Oh...well I guess I never see her when I look over at your table

Perry:

Why do you look over at my table...?

Oliver:

Don't flatter yourself 😏

I look over at everyone's table, it's just a habit I guess lol

Perry:

Is texting in class one of your habits too?

Oliver:

Yes it is, thank you for asking...

If you don't like texting in class, you don't have to respond...or am I just that irresistible?

Perry:

If your ego gets any bigger, your head will be the size of a watermelon

Oliver:

That would look really gross lol

Perry:

Nah, you'd look better than you do now

Oliver:

Wow🤨

I should have thought long and hard before becoming friends with you, all you do is make me feel horrible about myself

Jk, that was depressing lol

Perry:

You can de-friend me, I wouldn't mind😁

Oliver:

Nah, I know you need me

Perry:

uh nope

Oliver:

See you at lunch then...

Perry:

Uh huh