Train pain

The thing about Ben is he gets bored easily what happens when he gets bored he gets in trouble.

Heim and Franz fell asleep in the compartment and Ben was tired of looking out the window.

I guess I will get something to eat Ben whispered to Heim.

Then he left, walking on the train was more fun than Staring out the window, as he walked he listened to a bunch of different conversations, being that it was all opened up like a bus with 2 rows of seats

what caught his ear was someone mentioned the name Heim, Ben tried to listen but they hushed up once they saw Ben.

Ben casually walked by and didn't make eye contact. He went down a couple of seats and started to crawl back to the people talking about Heim, this is the conversation that Ben heard.

I thought I saw Heim, said the first man ,no you didn't cause if you did you would probably be dead or thrown off the train by him the second man said.

Yeah I did see him I know cause I saw Franz too,

Whatever you didn't see him, now let's keep it together so we can rob all the people on the train after the next stop this train is supposed to be full of people to rob.

A train robbery how cliche, thought Ben how desperate are these guys.

Ben crawled back down to where he entered under the seats and sat there for a minute before going back to the compartment.

After a couple of hours Heim woke up from a nap and Ben said that two guys are supposed to rob the train.

Heim stared at the ceiling for a minute and rubbed his chin.

After what seemed like an eternity, two guys he said and his eyes lit up and Heim said no way those bungling idiot's are on this train, we have to get off this train as soon as possible Heim said .

What why asked Ben, well first of all they have the worst luck of anyone on the planet.

Imagine robbing a bank then coming out to find your car on fire, because one of them set a lit cigar on the floor. Only because he didn't want to relight it when he came back.

Or the time one of them saddled a horse and didn't strap it up. Then trying to climb up and fall off the horse and the saddle land on top of you .

Or when we were drinking at a pub and sitting at a table are four people me , my friend, and tweedle dee, and tweedledum, on of them jumps up in their chair and then jumps on the edge of the table. I dont know which one it was because the table knocked me out when it hit my chin.

Or in America we were robbing a bank but before we got there we got a flat and I think his name is Ernie , he changed the tire and during the getaway that tire goes rolling down the road faster than us ,we almost got caught.

The big one was , we were on the top floor of our apartment and they didn't like the hardwood floors, and while I was back in Germany I got a letter saying that my apartment was destroyed, anyway the thought that the floor was all one piece and to change the flooring the had to dig along the edges of the apartment and when they completely finished , the entire apartment came crashing down on the next apartment then so on and so on until all six floors were now one floor.

Ben's mouth hit the floor and Ben looked at Franz and Franz said that they set him on blind date and it turned out to be a guy.

The next stop was coming up , an announcement was heard overhead.

Get your things I would rather walk then be near those two.

Everyone was packing up and they arrived at the next stop. Heim was trying to open the door but it was stuck what in the world is going on asked Ben, Heim looked at Ben and said the bad luck has begun. Then the train started to go , but they were still locked in , then suddenly the door opened and one of the dining crew said sorry the cart got away from me when I went to the bathroom. And had become lodged in between your door and the wall right here , then the man started to talk to himself and said how did you get in the doorway like that.

Looks like we're stuck until the next stop.

About fifteen minutes later they heard a ruckus down the train people were yelling and running around.

Then Heim Franz and Ben see the two guys running down the train trying to open doors

but they were all locked Heim looked at the lock and dashed to lock the door just as the pair of thieves opened it and rushed in, the thieves and Heim collided and all of them fell to the floor.

Ernie said, hey Heim how are you?

Then Ernie went to pull down the privacy shade for the door and ripped it out of the holders.

Then he held the shade up by hand as the crowd rushed by in search for the thieves.

So what did you do now Heim asked

Ernie started to laugh and he said that he

tried to steal an old ladies purse from her hands

she started to scream and hit me then the a crowd formed and then it turned into a mob

then they started to chase us and here we are.

Then Heim opened the door and said there you go as he pointed out the door.

Hey c'mon let us stay here awhile, I will sit and so will Dan ,and not do anything.

NO WAY GET OUT, Heim shouted, shhhhh

they will hear you Ernie exclaimed.

I don't care if they hear me I want you out.

Ok we'll leave in a minute.

As Ernie sat down, then chairs leg broke, and he fell to the floor laughing.

Damn Heim said this is going to be one long trip.