No.1 Shameless System

Yuan Dong got up from his bed and brushed his teeth and ate breakfast that morning with the same sad smile he always had. An hour later, he was walking along the bright and sunny pathways that lined his college campus. "Sigh, why is my life never interesting?"

All throughout his life, studying and practicing for the future had always been his parents' goal for him.

When he was just 9, he didn't even get a break: even on Sunday!

After so many years of study, he was a bit depressed and did not know whether all of this work had been worth it.

Just then, a notification popped open on his phone.

"Would you like your life to be more interesting? Would you like to spice up your experiences?"

Press "Yes" or "No".

Yuan Dong thought that this was just a virus, and thought: "Interesting? Interesting your head! I have to go and fix this phone with my antivirus now!"

Yuan Dong pressed "Yes" anyway. The truth is, he had been grasping at straws to make his life even slightly more interesting, like going to bars, drinking, smoking, and even skydiving. Now that a possible opportunity was here, even if the chance of it being real was 0.001%, why not take the chance?

*Ding*

Strongest Soldier System installing:

9%

48%

76%

100%

Reincarnation Process:

4%

16%

89%

100%

Host, please wait for transformation.

*PSSSSSHHEWWWWWW*

A white beam of light descended on Yuan Dong.

Reincarnation Complete.

Yuan Dong looked around to see his surroundings and found that he was on a battlefield. He almost threw up from all of the carnage. Blood flowing openly from fist strikes and knives and spears lying everywhere.

Host, you have arrived.

Stats:

Cultivation: Mortal Stage 1

(Author Note: The first 2 realms of cultivation are Mortal Stage 1-5 and Qi Training Stage 1-5)

Age: 19

Name: Yuan Dong

Organization: Tianhai Military

Rank: Private

Injuries: None

Note: Fu*king useless in a real war, needs training to even serve as a battlefield cleaner.

Yuan Dong shouted in his brain: "WTF? I asked for an interesting life, not to be thrown into a FU*KING WAR where I can DIE!"

Host, that isn't my problem.

Yuan Dong: .....

Yuan Dong had been a city boy his whole life, and never even killed an ant. His personality could be described to be very tolerant and even pleasant towards everyone. He had never hurt anyone on purpose... but now he had to kill in the military? Why did he ever accept that notification on his phone...

Host, you are in life-threatening danger. Please act.

Act my ass! You're the one that got me in this damn situation! How about you act?

Nope. The System will not help you.

Yuan Dong picked up a random bloody spear from the ground.

Tianhai Military Spear - Mortal Rank

He tried stabbing a pole. And another pole. Just to see how it really felt to stab something with the spear.

Just then, he noticed two men in the Tianhai Military huddling in a wet, abandoned trench. with rain pooled in it. They were wounded and hungry, as well as scared.

"F-f-food" cried one soldier, seeing Yuan Dong's waist pouch. Yuan Dong fed and helped them both, and they began to explain. "You're Yuan Dong? We're brothers Gu Tianhai and Su Tianhai. Our platoon was wiped out. First, our lieutenant saw an enemy squad and commanded us to attack. However, what we didn't know was that their leader was a Qi Training Stage 4 cultivator with a High Mortal ranked spear... he ripped through us all, even killing the strongest of us in one breath. We are the last survivors."

Yuan Dong began to fill with rage. Yes, it was true that he had just reincarnated here, and it was true that he had no connections to any of these men... but how could one be so callous as to murder so many people! He began to get out of his trench when he saw that Qi Training Stage 4 cultivator.

"Ha, a lowly Mortal Stage 1 cultivator such as yourself dares to climb out from your hiding spot? Let your daddy show you the true meaning of pain!"

Yuan Dong began to punch and kick him. That cultivator wasn't even dodging the punches, they were landing straight on his stomach and the punches had zero effect whatsoever on him. He didn't even seem to be out of breath or even slightly annoyed!

"A mere Mortal Stage 1 believes he can injure me? This is the funniest thing I've seen all year!" With a single finger flick, Yuan Dong was hit to the ground. Urgh... Yuan Dong could feel his broken bones and aching arms and legs...

Host, you are gravely injured. Preforming sleep measures: You will wake up in the Tianhai Military Hospital in one day.

The last thing Yuan Dong heard before sleep embraced him was from those soldiers in the trench: "The only truth of this world is that higher level cultivators do whatever the hell they want. There's nothing you can do about it." Yuan Dong swore that he would change this world for the better and change that truth. Before he could fully finish his thoughts, his eyes clouded over and his consciousness was gone.