Reincarnation

As I open my eyes, I saw that I was in some kind of line. But... I'm the only Human here!

Wait! Why do they looked like they came from Dragon Ball? Am I in Dragon Ball? I don't to go there despite being my favorite Anime of all time! I'm not ready yet!

'Oh, god! I hope I'm not in Dragon Ball world, because I'm not good at socializing. That's why I only have one best of the best of best friends in the world!' I thought while stepping forward while thinking.

I just noted that the line seems to be faster than King Enma did in Dragon Ball, so I looked in front of me and saw a child that is not more than 12 years old sitting on a chair with papers at the table. He has yellow hair and red eyes. he's wearing traditional japanese clothes that I don't know what they are called. I guess, I'm not that very informed of that since it is far in the future and I only saw them in pictures due to technology becoming more and more advanced at that era, that era was known as "The Great Leap".

Well, all this talking to myself is already enough to get myself in front of the desk where this possible "omnipotent god" child.

"Next." he boringly said.

"Um... Hello?" that's all I can say while wearing a stoic expression.

"Hm? Interesting..." he looked at me with such interest.

I don't know where this is going, but I'm sure that if he offered me to reincarnate and defeat a demon lord kind of cliche, I swear, I'm gonna refuse just how Kishibe Rohan did.

"No." that' is all he said.

"What..?" I unconciously tilted my head to the left.

Okay! I might be a weeb. But, my body does that when I'm confused even before dying.

"You are [One in a Billion] people that are destined for great things. Oh, by the way, my name is Matheus, the Hentai God!" he- WhAT!?

"Nani- I mean, what?" I asked. This child is both mysterious and suspicious.

"You mean, what am I doing here?" I nodded, "Well, I helped my fellow god to take over his job for 100 years! Hehe, little did he know that I sent some evil people on proto heaven, hahaha! I'm such a genius!"

I'm speechless... This god, has done the greatest prank to another god. It's not a mistake, but it was really intended. Now I'm scared what would this god do to my life!

"Oh, come on, I'm not gonna prank you! Actually, I'm gonna reincarnate you into another world but it will be random. But, here's the catch. You can have 3 wishes of your choice, but no OP abilities!" he said.

I started thinking if I would believe this guy because he have the guts to prank a god who manages which soul will go to heaven or to hell. Speaking of heaven, did he just call it "proto heaven"? I wonder what would be the name of hell?

"I call it [Bloody Hell]." he said while grinning creepily.

"W-why?" I stuttered due to his creepy grin.

"It's because, whenever I put a good soul at hell, they scream [Bloody Hell], so I called it that way!"

Oh, man... I don't want to end up just like the other pure soul.

"Now, there is only one question you need to answer. Take it, or leave it? It's all up to you!" he said and smiled.

Thank god, he smiled normally!

"What if I don't?" I asked.

"I'll throw you in Proto Heaven!" his sentence made me smile.

"But you won't last there because it is full of succubus. Sexy women who will suck the life out of you! Ah~ such sweet women! ANd they last even longer in bed~!"

Pervert!

"Correction! I'm not a Pervert, I'm a Hentai God!"

"Fine.. Shitty Hentai God...'