Recipe to destruction:

A bunch of delinquents holed up in a definite area without means of escape and gadget deprivation.

A new overly excitable goody goody who is not necessarily a delinquent but does need a therapist.

An active rivalry between two groups held up by a literal eternity of ridiculous gossip.

Rumors about the newbie.

Teachers finding out that fetuses are a force to be reckoned with. 

Just a bunch of meaningless jumble hiding dark interiors.

And destruction, it is.

Dorm Dorks