Stinky Butt

"You're my happy ending, sunflower."

"Endings aren't always supposed to be happy. Just be grateful for what you have because I sure am grateful to have you."

...

Turning around, I give him a sickly sweet smile that has the ability to make anyone's skin crawl, "My hunger just died after I saw you. Dump that food, eat it yourself, or plant your face in it; do whatever you want with it, I don't give a flying fuck."

His jaw drops, as he opens his mouth only to close it. Finally, after a shake of his head and eyes downcast, he mumbles, "Why do you have to always be a bitch?"

"I'm a bitch?! You're the bitch," I say incredulously, letting out an offended gasp. "You decided to mess with a phone that didn't belong to you, and I'm the bitch?! Have you lost your mind?!"