Universal Studios Japan? | Ch. 5

Apparently Aizawa doesn't trust Shin enough to leave him alone with the crack heads in 1-F. So he has joined us on this.... adventure and oh has it gone wrong.

Shin: "Screw allllll yall! Especially you handjob!" Shin screeches.

Handjob?: "YOU ARE ANNOYING!" the man child yells back.

Shin: "Fuck off discount blowjob I am under a lot of stress!" The boy snaps back.

Tomura: "MY NAME IS SHIGARAKI TOMURA YOU FUCKING BITCH. FUCK NPCS ARE ANNOYING!" The blue man child screes.

Mizuki: " 'scuse me! We are the side bitches get it right!" She corrects.

Tomura: "NOMU TAKE THESE NPCS OUT!" Man child 1 yells at the hunk of flesh.

Shin's POV

Now you may be wondering how we are close enough to have an insult battle with this guy. Well this is how that went down.

Shin: "Hey Mr.Aizawa, what's up with those guys in the plaza?" I ask clamly.

Aizawa: "Those are villains." He deadpans.

Then a misty guy spread us out around the USJ and we landed in fire zone.

Shin: "Mizuki choose a fire pokemon!" I yelled .

The villains looked hella confused and I am sure if we had classmates near us they would be too.

Mizuki: "Tepig! I choose you!" Mizuki screeched.

I turned into Tepig and shot fire at the guys around us while Mizuki was using the support items I brought her. Which included a bo staff, Stun gun and a gummy bear gun. So after we took down those guys with realative ease we looked at the plaza and went into panic mode. We saw Dadzawa getting pummeled by some dumbass bird thing. So like any sane person we jumped in the fight and got handyman's attention.

Shin: "FEELING STRESSED! NEVER BLESSED!" I screeched.

Mizuki: "Those aren't the LYRICS!" She screamed at me.

At this point the bird bitch tried to grab us and y'know kill us but we dodged like complete badasses. Then the green bean did some shit and All Might came and was like Plus Ultra mother fuckers and then we were questioned.

After that, while Aizawa was alive in the hospital. Yes we were worried but shut up thats not the fun part of this story! We hung out with our good ol' friend Kaminari!

3rd Person

Kaminari: "Dude you guys were so cool." The human stun gun grinned.

Mizuki: "Nah we were just the distraction." The ghost bitch dismisses.

Kaminari: "Yeah but you saved Aizawa so I call that cool." Human taser beams.

Shin: "All we did was insult handyman." Shin dismisses as well.

Kaminari: "Calling him a discount blow job was the best one." Kaminari states.

Shin and Mizuki: "I agree." They say in unison.

Kaminari: "So what's the support course like?" He questions.

Shin: "Boom boom mother fucker." Shin deadpans.

Mizuki: "He likes building a lot of flammable or electric based stuff so him exploding shit is common." Mizuki corrects.

Kaminari: "That makes a lot more sense." Pikachu agrees.

THE NEXT DAY IN 1-A

1-A: "Shouldn't you be in the hospital?!" They all shouted basically.

Aizawa: "My well being doesn't matter. Now shut up. The sports festival is soon." The mummy deadpans.

Some random student asks if its safe to even have and Aizawa says something about showing that they aren't fragile.