Purgatory In The Sky III

Immedietaly after I kicked him off the plane, a bunch of prisoners who were watching the whole ordeal with fear in their eyes, started protesting saying stuff like I don't have any rights to do what I just did then and that the stuff I was doing was against the law and my only job was to transport them safely to another facility and nothing else to which I smiled and replied saying

"Rights?…Law?….Haha….DON'T TALK ABOUT ALL THAT BULLSHIT NOW YOU BASTARDS! WHERE DID ALL THOSE STUFF GO WHEN YOU WERE OUT THERE MURDERING, STEALING, TORTURING, PILLAGING, R*PING ALL YOUR FORMER VICTIMS AND TAKING THEIR RIGHTS TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE FROM INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO WERE ACTUALLY FOLLOWING THE LAW AND LIVING PEACEFUL LIVES! COME ON! TELL ME! WHERE DID THE LAWS GO AT THAT TIME!? DID GO UP YOUR ASS AND HIDE OR SOMETHING?!" Which made them dead silent, unable to respond. I mean how can they refute it when what I said was undeniably true

I then visibly pointed at the prisoners who had just protested back now and counted them one by one and said "That's a total of 43 of you guys who just talked back to me right now. I told you that I wanted complete silence but since you guys don't seem like you want to follow that rule, you're next in line for the free skydiving session your friend just went on" I then grinned and continued to say "Well that is without a parachute of course" Which horrified all of them as it was shown on their terror stricken faces

I then continued to unlock all the prisoners who talked back at that time and dragged them in groups to the ramp's platform

Of course they panicked and thrashed around like the first guy did and tried to escape using all types of methods like trying to hit me with the shackles or trying to bite me in the leg but I simply broke their hands, legs and teeth with a baton lying in the corner, completely disabling them and lined them up in multiple rows on the ramp

And like I did to the first guy, I started to kick them off one by one into the sky like they were footballs, but this time there were a bunch of balls waiting for me to kick instead of only one which meant much more fun for me

It was like I was doing a penalty shoot off with the blue sky as my goal and the prisoners as my screaming balls

I even kicked off one guy shouting "THIS IS SPARTA!". That was pretty funny. I might have even done it better then the original since it was all real

By the end of it I worked up a good sweat from kicking all of them off but was still left unsatisfied as throwing filth like them of the plane felt really good and I wanted to do it more

To satisfy my desire I looked back at the rest of the prisoners who were looking at me as if they had witnessed a brutal horror scene with their eyes buldging out and their mouths wide open and said that I'm adding in a new rule that even if they made the slightest noise be it a sneeze, cough, burp, chuckle, gulp or even a smelly fart they would be thrown out the plane

They looked petrified and looked like they were regretting a lot of mistakes when I announced this but no one uttered a single word knowing what would happen to them if they did

At first everyone was dead silent, controlling all their natural responses to survive my trial but after some time one of them couldn't hold mother nature's calling in and farted, which the guy sitting next to him smelled and made him a puking noise because of the rancid smell

It was a really small noise and no one would've have noticed if they were anywhere else but since it was as silent as a library in the cargo chute, everyone could hear that noise and they all knew that it was their time to go

One guy dying because he farted and one guy dying because he smelled that fart…That has one of the most funny and pathetic ways to die ever

After that slowly but steadily, another 40 prisoners were kicked of the plane as they couldn't control their impulses any further

I also got bored with just kicking or throwing them off the plane so I started playing a made up game where I had to choose where the prisoners were going to splatter on the ground and had to aim and throw them there from over 9 Km from the surface of the earth and if they correctly hit the place I chose, then I won

It was kinda like darts but on a much larger scale with living human beings and jumbo jets involved

Of course it wasn't easy as I had to calculate in factors like the plane's velocity, distance from the target area, weight of the prisoner, wind currents, the landing areas topography, pressure changes and all that stuff to correctly throw them at the place I aimed at which is normally calculated by supercomputers but it wouldn't really be fun if it was too easy and not enough of a challenge

I also had to first knock out the prisoners I was going to use for the game as if they started moving around when they are falling down, it would mess up my calculations due to their movements and they would fall in the wrong place

And so out of all the 28 people I aimed and threw down, 25 were on target and 3 missed the place I marked by a small margin because of the sudden change in wind currents while falling

Well I can't do anything against mother nature

But the best one was the 16th guy who went right through the pointy top on Big Ben and spilt into two pieces which I saw on my phone with the satellite viewing mode

Boy was that a beautuful sight…