Chapter 6: Ah-Doo: irrelevant chapter numero uno

"Hey, why did you lie about your ankle being fine?"

I flinched and turned around to see someone standing there.

Hikaru?!

"Er....uh....why..????" I sweat dropped.

Hikaru sighed. "Don't screw with me. I know someone's hurt when I see it," I scratched the side of my head. "And it's not my fault if you injure your foot more because you lied about being ok and decided to work."

I closed the fridge that I had left open. I'm embarrassed. I didn't know someone would actually catch on.

"Uhm, thanks."

Hikaru smirked and scratched the back of his head. "No worries. Just make sure you tell the others at some point. You don't want to damage your ankle any further...." he stopped, and thought intently.

"Hinata Nakamura." I finished for him.

He snapped his fingers. "Right. Also, I'm pretty sure Kyoya senpai caught on as well. He's part of a medical family. Pretty sure you've heard of the Kyoya industry," The Kyoya Industry? Sounds like some fucking fancy pants business that my broke ass can't afford anything they produce there. AHA-

"Hikaru! Where did you go? We need to get ready!"

Hikaru leaned on the door of the kitchen. "Well, if you need any help finding your way around the school, ask me. Adieu〜" he walked out of the room.

Adieu? Speak English man. Oh wait we're in Japan. So.....never mind then. Hey, at least I know piglatin. What does adieu mean? I am confusion. How do you pronounce it.....Eh-dieu.....a-doo...ah-doo-*le gasp*

Is he telling me I'm doo doo??

Well, this is the reason why I have smoogle translate. I take my shiny new Pineapple iPhone-

"Ms. Nakamura!! The host club is opening!!"

I sigh.

"All right Tamaki senpai!!" I yell back.

I heard a silent squeal of joy. "She called me Senpai!!"

My god...how much I want to punch that upperclassman in the face right now.....

Searching up World War III memes can wait. For now.

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"Tamaki kun, what's your favorite food?"

"What food? Why, the food that tastes as sweet and delicious as you, of course"

The girl blushed as his soft words. "Ah, I baked you a c, cake. W, would you like to t, taste it?" She shyly handed him a plate of red velvet cake. Damn that look good tho. Yum. Betcha she didn't even make it.

Tamaki lifted her chin seductively. "Only if you'll feed it to me, darling."

The girl flushed madly. "Oh Tamaki...."

"May I have a word with you, Tamaki?" A girl with wavy blonde hair asked politely as she took her tea cup away from her red rosy lips.

She set down the cup. "I've recently heard the Host Club is keeping a little kitten without a pedigree." She said, searching the room reluctantly with her light blue eyes.

Tamaki scratched the back of his head. "I don't know if I'd call her that. Oh! Speak of the devil!"

Yes, it is I, Satan and I've come to haunt you in your dreams you little bitch.

"Thanks for doing the shopping, little piglet." Tamaki waved his hand for me to come over.

My eye twitched. Piglet? Is he calling me f a t? Damn it, I knew someone would catch on how I ate a dozen donuts from Dank-in Donuts on the way here. What, I was hungry okay. I mean like, they give away postcards with dank memes on them for free.

Tamaki wagged his finger at me. "Did you buy everything on our list?"

I gave him the can that was in my hand. I put my hands in my hair and started redoing the messy bun that had gone out of place.

Tamaki inspected the can suspiciously. "Hey, wait a minute. What is this?"

"It's just what it looks like; green tea." I said nonchalantly.

"I've never seen this brand before," he said, staring intently at the Itouen brand logo. He gasped. "Is this that kind that's already grounded?!"

"What do you mean? It's just green tea powder. It's instant green tea."

"It's instant?!" The girl with braids who sat next to Tamaki remarked.

He turned the can over, reading the ingredients. "Wow! I've heard of this before! It's commoners tea. You just add hot water!" He inquired everyone.

"I didn't know there was such a thing." The braided girl said as she closed in onto the can along with Tamaki.

"So, it's true then, poor people don't even have enough free time to grind their own tea leaves." Another girl with long black hair spoke up.

Kyoya nodded and typed some more stuff into his computer. "Commoners are pretty smart."

Haruhi, that was listening closely on the conversation sighed. "It's just instant tea....." she muttered under her breath.

"One hundred grams for 300 yen?"

Hikaru pitched in as he and his twin shuffled into the he scene.

"That's a lot less than what we normally pay." Kaoru added on.

"Well excuse me for not buying expensive tea," I said, ticked off. I grabbed the can from Tamaki. "I'll just go ask that guy outside in a white van that's been following me here from the supermarket if he has anything other than the candy he offered." I said as I stepped towards the door. I'm using my own money by the way, the money that I've been saving up to go shopping for this coming month.

"No wait! I'm going to give it a try! I will drink this tea!" He exclaimed inspirationally. All throughout the host club clapped and wowed. "All right, Hinata, get over here and make some of this commoners' tea!"

I groaned and face palmed. "I hate all these damn rich people."

Haruhi patted my back and sighed. "I couldn't agree more Nakamura."

I walked over to the cart I had and started boiling hot water.

The girl with blonde hair chuckled. "Oh, Tamaki, now you're taking the joke too far. Your palate won't be able to stomach that crap." She scoffed. "You don't have to drink it just because she bought it," I glanced at her. She noticed me internally plotting her death and smirked at me. "Oh, I'm sorry. I was talking to myself."

Talking to yourself my ass. You know I can hear you you little bitch.

"Hinata!" Tamaki called

"I'm coming...." I groaned.

"Let the tasting..." he rose his tea cup into the air, as rose petals swirled around him. ".....Begin!"

****Authors note******

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