The Birth

When I disappeared from the space I talked with God, I saw a flash of bright white light envelope me and took me somewhere dark. It felt slimy and stick, like I was floating in some form of a liquid.

'Don't tell me... He really did it huh...I'm in a womb. Gosh darn it. I will literally have to sit here, well, not sit, float, and wait for God knows how long until I'm ready to be born? Ahhh' I thought in frustration. 'C'mon really, couldn't he just zap me into a baby or something.'

So I waited and waited. Sometime I would move around from boredom. And around like four months since I gained my senses, I could hear some muffled noises. But it was pretty peaceful most of the time. I don't think that I will have to wait a full nine months to be born. I think just a month more and I'll be out.

==== A Month later ====

It's finally time. I will get out of this place, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, finally salvation from this boredom.

'Ugh, whoever said that the birth of a baby is painless for a baby, I say it isn't. I have to get my huge bonker out of this passageway and it's Goddamn painful. I am just sorry for my mother, if it's this painful for me, then it must be three times as painful to her.'

And while our hero was struggling to get out, we can see a woman in a hospital gown screaming because of pain in her bed while nurses and a doctor surrounded her, telling her to push and regulate her breathing. The woman was the mother of our hero. And her name was Mary, she was currently calling for her husband.

"Richard! RICHARD WHERE ARE YOU DAMNIT?!?!"

"I'm here Mary, I'm here!!" He went close to the hospital bed near his wife to try and help her in any way he can.

"I'll fucking kill you, you did this to me! YOU WILL SLEEP ON THE COUCH FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU FUCKER!!" She was angry that she had to go through this pain, and even more, her damn husband did this to her.

"But you wanted a child too, it's not just..." He was interrupted by a grip crushing his hand. "You have the balls to tell me this is my fault huh...Well, FUCK YOU!!" At this point, she was getting hysterical.

'Sheesh.. I didn't even hear her swear like this before.' Thought Richard surprised at the words his wife was shouting at him. In the time that he knew her, he never heard her swear this much. "I'm sorry Mary but you have to endure just a little more and everything will end." He tried to console her, and it actually worked somewhat as she stopped cursing and continued pushing until the baby was out.

"Congratulations Ma'am, it's a healthy boy." The doctor informed my mother.

'Uhh.. am I finally out?' I couldn't see anything as I opened my eyes and immediately closed them after I was blinded by a bright light. As I was confused, I was silent until I felt a slap on my butt that hurt like the devil himself punched me straight into the pit of Hell. I just burst out crying my eyes out from the pain, I couldn't control it at all. And while I was crying the person that hit me, that mother trucker, handed me to the nurses who cleaned me of all the blood and slimy stuff and then wrapped into a warm soft blanket.

"Please, give him to me. I want to see my son." Mary voiced out her wishes to the doctor who handed me to her once she heard Mary.

"Hi there baby boy, my beautiful son," Mary said sweetly like her screaming and annoyed self until a few moments ago never existed. Richard who saw his wife's attitude swap, and sweatdropped. "He's beautiful isn't he Richards, he is going to be a real lady killer in the future right?"

"Hahaha, of course, he is. He is my son after all." Richard answered. You could hear a bit of pride in his voice as he said that.

"Hahaha just keep telling yourself that. It's obvious that he got my looks." Mary replied all smug. Richard just chuckled gently looking at his wife and son.

When I heard the voices, my eyes slowly began to get used to the bright light and I managed to open them. When I did, I saw my parents. A woman that was holding me, my mother, was a beautiful woman in her mid-twenties. She had blue eyes and black hair, her skin pale and that added more to her beauty. But her face sweaty and tired from the birth. When I looked at my father I saw a handsome man a little older than my mother, he too had blue eyes and dark brown hair. A pair of glasses sat on his nose.

I just enjoyed the sight of my parents' bickering. For some reason, I felt love for these people. Even though I had parents before, I love these people like my parents too. I think that the love is instinctual. But I don't care, this is my life now and I will enjoy it to the fullest. I giggled when I heard my mothers smug voice.

When my parents heard me giggle they got wide eyes and looked at me. They saw their son's face looking at them with bright blue eyes.

"He is going to be someone great in the future isn't he?" Asked my father.

"Yeah, I can feel it. Something about him is telling me that." My mother replied gently moving her tired and gentle fingers across my face. I felt really warm in the arms of my mother, and I was slowly losing my energy looking at my mother's face as I slowly closed my little baby eyes.

"What will we name him?" Asked Richard in a low voice trying not to wake his son up.

"Peter, that name really fits him, right?" Mary replied.

"Yea Peter, my little baby boy."

They just continued to watch me sleeping until it was time for the doctors to take me away from my mother and place me in bed letting my mother get some really deserved rest.

And in my sleep, I was dreaming of the possible great adventures I will go through in my life, but there will also be great dangers and I have to be strong enough to overcome every obstacle. I may have been granted wishes and powers that I will get in the future, but there will always be dangers. So I will have to prepare. 'But right now is the time I get to enjoy my life with my new family.' I thought with a small smile on my little lips.

And this ladies and gents is how the strongest Spider person ever lived was born.