Yuri Okabe 1

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I wish they would have suspended me or something, 'cause everything's my fault, and they just wanted me to help them out with their club—ANIME LIFE or whatever—and I didn't do like anything even when half of the soccer team were kicking their asses, and the worst part…

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The worst part is if they had suspended me, I wouldn't have come here for two weeks.

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"Yuri-chan…"

Two weeks. Two weeks without classes, soccer practices, regionals, studying, homework, projects or whatever.

｡ﾟヽ(ﾟ´Д｀)ﾉﾟ｡

But this doesn't mean I'd have gotten rid of my piano and violin classes, or the fact half of my classroom kept meeting at my place every day to make me help them study or do homework or whatever.

(-_-;)

"Yuri-chan…"

And if the suspended me, they'd probably tell mom and dad and…

⎧ᴿᴵᴾ ⎫◟◟◟◟◟◟◟◟ ❀◟(ó ̯ ò,)

"Yuri-chan," someone pulls me by the shoulder. And it's Fumi-chan.

"What? What's going on?"

"I told u 2 explain me some math later 'cuz I don't get it," she says, even tho I always end up like explaining her every class, (¬_¬) "but u weren't even listnin' 2 me." ( ｰ̀εｰ́ )

"I bet she was thinkin' about those losers," says Ai-chan while texting.

And I'm like m(_ _;)m

Ai-chan puts her phone on the table and:

"Girl, you just get depressed 'cuz you wanted to. And they're nobodies, they deserved it, specially that whore of Hamano.

"Still hating on Hamano-san? (¬_¬)" I ask her. "Don't you have like anything better to do or somethin?"

And speaking of anything better to do, I have to do my homework like right now or I won't have time later, so I open the books and notebooks and everything I like carried from our classroom and start working.

"She's a whore, what do you want me to do, to applaud her? She did this to me," Ai-chan shows me again the scratches Hamano-san left her on her arms. They ain't that many or that deep, and besides:

"You called her 'whore' like a million times," I say. "What did you expected?"

"That she learned her place 'cuz she's a whore that hangs out with a bunch of losers. And why did they talk to you? Didn't they know who you are? God damn, learn your place, bitches."

I pause what I'm doing and stare at her and her audacity.

"Just leave them alone already," I say, "and like Hamano-san's not a whore or anything."

"A lot of guys say so," says Eri-chan, "but she already rejected most of them—like Auma-kun, Fujiwara-kun, Mori-kun, Iida-kun, Yagami-kun, Watanabe-kun, Takahashi-kun, Inoue-kun and Kitamura-kun like two weeks ago, and people say that Takumi-kun, Rokujo-kun, Sasaki-kun, Konoe-kun and even Nakahara-san want to ask her out—but rumors are rumors for somethin, so be careful, 'cause if I find out she gets near my Mao-kun ‾͟͟͞(((ꎤˋ⁻̫ˊ)—̳͟͞͞o I'm gonna leave her worse than last time. And when are you presenting me to him, Yuri-chan?"

Fumi-chan gets up and goes somewhere, I guess.

"Just go talk to him, (;¬_¬)" I tell 'er. "It's not like you don't know him or anything."

"But it's not like I'll just go talk to him or anything. You go and ask him about class or whatever, and they I come along, and you ask him: 'Mao-kun, you know Eri-chan, right?' And he'll say yes, sure, absolutely—how couldn't he know me?—and you are gonna ask me if I know him, and I'm gonna say: 'You're Mao-kun, right? Yes, you're on the soccer team' And he's gonna say yes, and he's gonna see how cute and smart and funny and perfect I am, so we're gonna talk and laugh and get married. ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ ❤"

And I'm like (ーー;)

"Hey, Yuri-chan, and if we hang out after practice so u can xplain me evrythin? Its just that I dont want to fail anymore, ﾍ(;´����｀ﾍ)" says Fumi-chan, even tho (ಠ-ಠ) she has to know I can't hang out with her after practice 'cuz today I have:

"Piano class."

"Aw, you're such a good girl, Yuri-chan," Ai-chan pets my head like I was a dog or somethin, and I get her hand off me and try to fix my hair with my fingers.

I take so much time fixing my hair each morning, and she just screws it all. (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

"You only need a boyfriend to be the perfect girl, Yuri-chan," says Eri-chan.

With this again. (ಠ_ಠ)

"And people say Minato-kun, Shigeki-kun, Eda-kun, Oda-kun Yagami-kun, Kajiwara-kun, Itadori-kun, Hattori-kun y Inoue-kun, Hiryu-kun, Fujita-kun, Goto-kun and… no, I don't remember the other ones, but they all have a crush on u."

"And why do I want a boyfriend, tho?" I ask them. "I don't have time for him. And everyone here is like me'h."

¯\_(¬_¬)_/¯

Fumi-chan comes back.

And Mao-kun's with her.

"Oh, hell no," says Eri-chan. "Some of 'em are cute, like Itadori-kun, Oda-kun, Kobayashi-kun, Minato-kun—

"And what about Mao-kun?" ask Ai-chan 'cuz she's a total bitch. And she's about to laugh in Eri-chan and Mao-kun's faces.

"What kind of question is that?" Asks a totally oblivious Eri-chan. o(≧∇≦o) "Mao-kun's so cute, and so mine—

"Hey, Mao-kun," Ai-chan waves her hand, and Eri-chan turns over and sees Mao-kun and:

(((( ;°Д°))))

And Mao-kun's like: (☉_☉;)

And Ai-chan laughs like: Ψ(｀▽´)Ψ

And everyone @ the cafeteria's staring at us like: (⊙_⊙)

And Mao-kun's like: ε=ε=ε=┏(ﾟロﾟ;)┛

And Eri-chan: ε=ε=ε= (ﾉTдT)ﾉ

"Wait, Mao-kun, its not what u think!"

"Hey, no running in the hallways!" Yells that girls from the disciplinary committee or something. Nagai-san, right?

And I should stop wasting my time and continue with my homework, or I'll never finish it.

໒( •́ ∧ •̀ )७

And also I should like eat something now, or I won't have time until after practice.

I open my bento box and grab like an onigiri, and:

*VRRRRRR*

My phone vibrates and I:

(　ﾟДﾟ)＜!!

Drop my onigiri, and it falls and scatters on the floor.

And I'm like: (≖ ‿ ≖*)

I grab my phone, and I have 1 new message from Ai-chan.

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"You owe me an onigiri, Ai-chan," I say.

"You dropped it, it was ur fault, and why u ignoring me?"

"Oh, sorry, I didn't know I had to entertain you." (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)

"No, but ur talkin' and talkin' with Eri-chan and Fumi-chan, and not with me.

"I talk to them 'cuz they talk to me first. And you don't. ( ｰ̀εｰ́ )

"I'm talkin to you right now."

"And I'm doing homework right now," I resume doing it, and also I should like eat something now, or I won't have time until after practice.

I open my bento box and grab another onigiri and:

"Oh, yummy! Gimme!" Fumi-chan takes my onigiri away and eats it.

(　ﾟДﾟ)＜!!

(╬ಠДಠ)

"What's wrong with you?! That was mine?!" I yell @ her, and she just puts like a silly face and says:

"Sorry, sorry. (＾ ౪ ＾) But u still hav another 1. Eat dat."

But at that exact moment:

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*

The bell rings, and we have to go back to class.

But I can eat my onigiri on my way, so I grab it and:

*VRRRRRR*

My phone vibrates and I:

(　ﾟДﾟ)＜!!

Drop my onigiri, and it falls and scatters on the floor.

And I'm like: (*/∇＼*)

I grab my phone, and I have 1 new message from Ai-chan.

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Ai-chan laughs like:

And I'm like: ٩(╬ʘДʘ╬)۶

"You shut up; you owe me two onigiris. And you owe me one, Fumi-chan. I didn't get to eat 'cuz of you, and I barely did any homework and:

(∘⁼̴⃙̀˘︷˘⁼̴⃙́∘)

｡･ﾟ･(*ﾉД`*)･ﾟ･.