"Hmmm... my stats are ridiculously high I should nerf myself... AHA! I can get a new verse if exchange it for 1000 stat points!! "
[Redeemed Random Verse Ticket]
[-500 Str., -500 Agi.]
[Random Verse Ticket Used]
[Verse Acquired: Matthew 4:6
"If you are the Son of God,"he said, "throw yourself down. For it is written: "'He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone."][Acquired: Levitation]
"Phew...thank gods I cancelled the luck stat"
{TELEPORT}
*He lands on Cartenon's head*
[Godson stop insulting me]
[Hee]
*Cartenon produces a terrible grin as he devasted human lives*
(Midgard is gonna be crowded as heck)
[Spare that guy he's got a family ...I think]
[I am not your servant Godson]
[Aight whatever] (stupid god rules)
"GET TO THE INSTRUMENTS!!!"
*group scrambles for instruments while MC is running the wrong way*
"Arghhhh!!! Gahhhh!!! Ackkk!!!"
-Skip to MC getting fuqing impaled by the giant sword
[Not the face boys we have dinner tonight]
And Sung Jin Woo exploded. A powerful wave of magic flung every physical thing across the room which included the Godson.
Hahahaha!!! That. was. stimulating. Now now calm down you magic energy.
[Bible Passive Activated ] [Energy absorbed] [Magic Reserve :1,000,000]
-Couple days later...In a desert
"Ahhhhhhhh!!!" yelled Sung Jin Woo as Centipedes chased him restlessly.
(look at this dude) thought the Godson as he smash, crack, and fuqing slay his way through the desert with "already dead" blaring cutely in his ears.
*Sung Jin Woo is teleported back to Seoul*
"Look at him acting all brave and shit when he's running around the whole time" said the Godson as he punched a hole through 20 of the Centipedes.
*A Master Centipede had appeared*
*slaughtered*
*A General Centipedes had appeared *
*chopped like sashimi*
*A Commander Centipede had appeared*
*the smell of gunpowder permeates the dry air*
*A Royacenti had appeared*
*Royacenti have lost at a game of scissors-stone-paper*
*Centipede King "Centoralthus" had appeared*
"What happened here?"
"Hee.."
"tch"
*ZOOOOMMMMMm..... WHOOOOSHHHH!!!!
His sword met empty air, but this was expected, he spits his acid to his side which met its target.
*Discombobulate starts playing*
This mustn't register on an emotional level.
First, distract target * flicks a handkerchief in front of his opponent's face * Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. * claps his hands over his opponent's ears * Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. *blocks with his elbow and delivers a body blow* Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture. *a cross to the jaw fractures the bone* Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely. *two more body blows, and a right hook to the jaw hinge* Heel kick to diaphragm *a heel kick to the opponent's chest sends him crashing into a dune* In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.