The Horn Dog

(Demon) Th-the fu-fuq you say-saying *spits blood*

{SERVANT RECRUITMENT}

(Godson) Basically if you want live sign here and here. *smiles*

(Demon) Tch. (I gotta heal up and kill this guy I definitely injured him last time.)

*signs paper*

(Demon) (Why does this feel ominous)

(Godson) Weird name.

(Schlapp) Shut up! (Now!)

*Schlapp lunges, but stops midway screaming out of the terrible pain he was experiencing*

(Godson) {Forgive}

*Schlapp faints, snot and tears covering his pain filled face.*

(Godson) This is what happens when you don't read the terms and conditions.

-Ten days later

Schlapp and Godson had bonded quite well in these ten days.

[Divine Aura restored]

[+1 Op ticket]

(Godson) You brought the fish?

(Schlapp) You understimating me?

(Godson) You didn't catch anything for 2 days straight

(Schlapp) That's cause you let me use a fishing pole, fuker!!!

-A few hours later...

*The couple is walking down the mountain path (btw. Schlapp is a dude)*

(Godson) Are we there yetttt....

(Schlapp) SHUT THE FUQ UP!!! You've been yapping all day!!!!

*demon aura starts lingering in the air*

(Schlapp) Wait...*comes to sudden stop*

(Godson) Wha- blood...

(Demon) Urggg... I need more food...urgg ... I smell demon..demon here to steal food!!!! I KILLL!!!

STOMP...STOMP...STOMP...

I SEEE YOUUUUU!!!!

*the 10meter tall demon suddenly stops.*

(Demon) (Huh? Whose back is that? Its the demon's back I'll kill him!!! Huh why can-can't....I...mov....e)

*The couple that was previously on the ground looks at each other from their individual treetops*

(Schlapp) I killed him first!

(Godson) No you didn't, I did!

(Schlapp) Stop lying!! I saw you!!!!

(Godson) Nah uh!

(Schlapp) You wanna fuckin die??

(Godson) Oh it's on!!

*Godson runs away*

(Schlapp) You fuker!!!!

And another day passed trying to locate a mountain village where a legend was in the making.

(Godson) Wait I sense something...(a system user)

*licks lips*

(Schlapp) What is it?

(Godson) A "Reincarnated"

(Schlapp) Aren't they crazy strong?

(Godson) Not this one

*Chases after magic scent*

(Nezuko) Uhmm.. Oni-chan are you lost?

(Mark) Yes I am indeed lost, so little miss where do you think this is?

(Diane) [Mark RUN!!]

(Mark) [What?]

(Diane) [Its someone like you and he's hostile]

(Mark) [I don't understand]

*Mark sprints away*

(Diane) [I'll explain later]

(Nezuko) Oni-chan wait!

(Mark) I'll come back!!

(Nezuko) Who was that?

(Mark) [I'm getting tired Diane, is he still chasing me?]

(Diane) [Brace yourself]

Swish! Swish!

Suddenly a gun appeared next to his right temple and a katana on his throat.

(Godson) Look at what we have here..Hehehe *licks lip*

(Mark) Who are you gu-guys???

(Godson) I'm a god and he's a cannibal. Now tell me who are you?

(Mark) I'm Mark G-Gold... don't kill m-me

(Godson) I seeeeee.... HAHAHAHAHA. I didn't I'd find one here!!!

(Schlapp) A Reincarnated?

(Godson) No no no no no no....A.Horn.Dog! Hahahahahah!!! "The Purpose Of My Existence" huh? Thank you for letting me remember it...one of the things I despise.

(Mark) [What should I do, Diane?]

(Diane) [Stall him, I'm overriding system laws to give you more power!]

(Mark) [ Do it quickly! ] Wha-what are you talk-talking ab-about?

(Godson) Ya know? Being the God of Creation is like being a game creator of a big elaborate game that you spent years perfecting...and what happens when a person hacks your big elaborate game? You. Fucking. Rage.

And you? You horn dogs are like toxic people, but a horn dog that has his wishes come true a bit too much? They're the fucking hackers of my big elaborate game.

*Godson releases energy into the gun*

(Godson) Just Kidding!

*Shoots gun*

BAM!!!

TWANG!!!

(Godson) Hehehe yessss!!!! I was waiting for this!!!

(Mark) I feel so...powerful...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU LIKE I WILL KILL THAT TATTOO DICKHEAD!!!

(Status Page of Mark Gold)

Strength- 300

Agility- 200

Defense- 300

Sense - Genius

Vitality - 300

Intelligence - 100

Stamina - 50,000

SKILLS

-Swordmaster Set Skill - 1,000 each move

PASSIVES

-Swordmaster (IV)

*Two backs off*

(Diane) [Go get him hubby!!!]

*Mark smirks*

*Diane mind blushes*

(Godson) Oh! Get a room.

Boom! Boom!

*Mark gets hit but does not flinch*

(Schlapp) Do you need my help losER?

(Godson) I think not.

*Godson sways his head back dodging a fatal strike*

BOOOMMM!!!!

(Mark) HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Mark sends a flurry of powerful slashes and injures Godson*

(Godson) Well guess I can't beat a swordsman with a sword

{Shōkan: Ukabu Nazo} (Summon: Floating Anomaly)

POOF

*A weird floating face with its eyes close appears beside the Godson and fires acid from its mouth*

(Mark) What is that! it's melting my sword!!

[Give me another sword Diane!]

(Diane) [Here!]

*New sword replaces old one*

(Mark) You're DEAD!!!!

*Falls down*

(Mark) What?

(Diane) [Your Legs!!!]

*Marks look at his leg to find nothing attached to his torso*

(Mark) AHHHHHH!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!!!!!

*Godson points at face's eyes which were opened*

(Godson) I didn't do anything, he did

(Diane) [You've done enough! Spare him to the supreme being will kill you!!!]

(Godson) [Don't worry I'll send you with him]

(Diane) [Don't get arrogant! She'll kill you!!!]

[BIBLE PASSIVE ACTIVATED]

[ENERGY ABSORBED]

(Diane) [SHE'LL KIll You....]

[1,000,000 Magic gained]

[BIBLE VERSE ACQUIRED]

[John 13:16

Truly, truly, I say to you, a servant is not greater than his master, nor is a messenger greater than the one who sent him.]

[+1 Servant Slot]

[Power Share Gained]

[+10 Def., +10 Vit.]

Morio Hozuko

Godson

Divine Aura - 100 (10 every hour)

Strength- 510

Agility- 500

Defense- 510

Sense - Max (Limited)

Vitality - 210

Intelligence - 60

Magic - 2,000,000 ( refills after two days)

Stamina - 500,000 ( refills after a day )

SKILLS

- Rock-Paper-Scissor /Gun (Specialist) - 50,000 S.

- Crucify & Steal (Verse) - 10 D.V.

- Invisibility (Verse) -10 D.V.

- Appraise (Verse) - 10 D.V.

- Protect Enemy (Verse) - 10 D.V.

- Revive Enemy (Verse) -10 D.V.

- Ten Commandments (Verse) - 10 D.V. each

- Space Manipulation (Godson) - 20 D.V./ 50 for

Dimension Travel

- Evolve Servant (Godson) - Unfixed

- Summon Floating Anomaly: 30,000 magic

- Servant Recruitment - (1/2) (Verse)

- Power Share (Verse)

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INVENTORY

- Music Top Hat (plays music that pumps you up) /Equipped/ *Yume to Hazakura playing*

- Gentleman Set (Luck Stat Max/Canceled/) /Equipped/

- Royacenti Set (+100 defence, +10 attack, +10 Agility, +50 Vitality/ Acid Cover/ Fear/ Force Field) [-1\2 stats on armour]

(Godson) Looks like he bled out...

(Schlapp) Why did you even kill him?

(Godson) I won't tell you! UwU (Tf was that, I'm getting dumber)

(Schlapp) You shitty fucker!!!!

*runs to the horizon*