Causing a Scene

[Host: Simon White]

[Cultivation: Foundation Establishment 5th layer]

[Clones available: 35]

[Avatars available: 2]

[Cultivation Techniques: Human Emperor Technique]

[Skills: Human Emperor Fist, Human Emperor Sword Art]

[Constitution: Human Emperor Constitution]

[Bloodline: Human Emperor Bloodline]

With this much progress, Simon already thought of himself as an invincible force with no limits to his potential. So long as he continued cultivating with his 30 bodies to speed up his qi accumulating, he would no doubt break through many minor realms the next night.

As he had to replace many bodies after exhausting them the last night, his efficiency was very low in cultivation. As such, he did not manage to cultivate to the extent he desired. He at least believed that he could finish cultivation much faster than usual. Even if his bodies were worn out after a few minutes, he would still have made some breakthroughs.

However, he knew that he could not just level up at an extreme pace, there had to be a catch, something painful.

'If I counted correctly, my cultivation speed with all clones is 17,179,869,184 times my usual pace. Wouldn't this mean I can cultivate to immortality in a single day?' Simon asked.

[No, the host will have to encounter divine tribulations. After foundation establishment is the Golden Core realm. There is only a 1% chance of advancing to the Golden Core realm with your base talent. This is because your bloodline and physique are only at human level. This can also be attributed to an unstable cultivation due to your rapid breakthroughs.]

'So in other words, since there is a chance, I just have to keep on trying until one of my clones breaks through?'

[Host, the process of failure is death. Death by failed breakthrough incurs an hour of revival time. It also happens to be extremely painful for humans.]

'Is that supposed to mean something? I have already died, what's wrong with dying again? As long as one body is safe, I won't die. So dying a few times won't make a difference! I will die until I succeed, this is the true way to cultivate!'

[Oh no… my host is insane.]

'I heard that, Big Sys. Stop hurting my feelings… I love you, you know?'

[...]

Simon could not help but be shameless. He had the balls to die as many times as he needed. So he naturally had the balls to do what no sane man had ever done before.

'I will have Big Sys become my wife in the future!'

[...]

[*Blush Emoji*]

At the very least, he got a reaction from his cold hearted system. With this much, Simon felt content that his charms had not failed him in this life.

"Bro Yang, we are finally nearing the-" Before Old Wu could finish, he was interrupted by the sight of several masked individuals approaching from the shrubbery in front of them.

"Young miss Tang must die today. Please make this easy for us and accept your deaths!" The masked men suddenly drew their swords and readied themselves to pounce at the seven Simons, Tang Xiaoru, and Old Wu.

"There are 20 of them! All of them are peak Qi Condensation experts! We're doomed!" Old Wu panicked as he calculated the odds frantically in his mind.

"I didn't think it would end like this… I even dragged Yang to die with me… this is terrible." Tang Xiaoru already lost feeling in her legs and dropped to the floor, unable to fight. When she saw the 20 experts coming for her life, she could not help but give in to sorrow. This many experts were enough to destroy a first class power in the city.

However, Simon did not feel the least bit worried. He had cultivated to Foundation Establishment and all of his clones were recharged and ready to go. If he really wanted to give the assassins a good fright, he could even use the Elder Wang avatar to absolutely slaughter them. But that wouldn't be fun, would it?

"Brothers, sister, I am afraid that today will be the last day we speak together… Even though we have only known sister Tang and Old Wu for a day, I feel as though we can all be considered friends and comrades now… because of this sentiment, I, Lu Tianming, must take the responsibility of ensuring all of your escapes!" The Simon with the most muscles announced.

"Brother Ming!" Another Simon cried out as 'Lu Tianming'suddenly walked towards the incoming assassins resolutely.

"For the safety of my comrades, I will use a forbidden pill!" Simon suddenly rummaged through his pocket and found the viagra pill he looted from the robber he killed when he first got here. He immediately threw it into his mouth and swallowed it, releasing the aura of a 1st layer Foundation Establishment cultivator as he did so.

"RUN!" He shouted back at the group.

"HE USED A FORBIDDEN PILL TO BREAK THROUGH! KILL HIM!"An assassin yelled as he began attacking Simon.

All in all, Simon had no trouble with killing them, he just wanted to make a good scene to remember. He would first wait for the group to escape and then kill the assassins like dogs.

"Brother Lu Tianming! I WILL REMEMBER YOU FOR THE REST OF MY DOG LIFE!" Old Wu cried out. Even though he had not known much of the Simons, he felt like he had just lost a brother today. Such a great brother had died today to secure their escape.

This is the power of the most shameless.