Nublyss

Cracked fanfic, were MC gets a bunch of different powers.

Starts off as a Bount/Quincy/Fullbringer with a simple system.

Bount Doll ability will be the only one pre-determined, other powers obtained will not be chosen by MC as he would like to see what powers his soul will give him, and how his powers will naturally develop.

None of the powers will be overpowered in the beginning, except the doll one, I believe.

Some what if an AU. Along with random references, and a big reference to Kingdom Hearts at some point because Hollows are basically Heartless.

More Screwed Up Then A Strawberry

"If you could be reborn in Bleach with 7 wishes, what would you wish for?! No omnipotence and the likes though!" A bright red banner blazed across my computer screen yelling out for attention, and for the first time, I didn't delete it on sight.


That specific ad has bothered me for the umpteenth time this month, and hopefully, now will be the last time. As deleting it does nothing, I have finally decided to click on the damn thing! 


I will succumb and finish your accursed survey, happy now?


Killing you now, he he, dumb pun goes brr.


I wish to be born as a Bount, Quincy, and Fullbringer.


I wish to remove the need to eat souls for a Bount.


Yhwach and any similar beings cannot negate or steal my powers, nor can he alter my existence in a negative way.


I wish for my doll's name to be Soul Paradise (a play on monster paradise, Hehe) or something similar. A save haven/pocket dimension for Zanpakutōs and other such similar spirits that have lost or rejected their user to live peacefully.


Guests will only stay in a guest area temporarily, and will only get a healing boost that can repair broken spirits. Registered guests can enter and leave the soul palace whenever they want from anywhere.


Permanent residents will receive a slight change to their powers and their being, along with the healing boost, as they are now fused onto my soul as my Zanpakutō/spirit. If I become strong enough, permanent residents can even materialize in the real world around me.


I wish to be reincarnated as a 10-year-old orphan 250 years before Ichigo's birth.


I wish to be born with a weak system. Its primary function is to help me keep track of my abilities, and guide them (and me) to their maximum potential and beyond. While I did weaken the system, I would like it to help me keep a record of all my memories, so as to refresh my mind when asked.


I wish for all my previous wishes to come true to the best of my intent.]


I know some of what I put down is stretching what can be considered a single wish, but with my 7th wish, it should all go smoothly.


However, none of this is real anyways. It did, however, turn into a nice little... What to call this? A thought experiment?


"Man, all that thinking did make me tired though. Totally not because I binging all of Avatar again." I spoke aloud. With a yawn, I head to bed.


Never to wake up on earth ever again...


Wishes